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Is There Anything Titties Can't Do?

127,221 views 11/06/20

The Future of Fucking

One country's quest for sexual satisfaction reaches it's peak, courtesy of a build-a-bear workshop for egg-drop rice boxes. It's hard to turn a blind eye to this actually being possible in 2020, but make sure this technology never makes it's way to Florida and you got yourself an investor.

1,503,255 views 10/23/20 Asians

The Great Pumpkin Gangbang

126,289 views 10/22/20 WTF

Stewart's Guide to Anal Sex

Sociopaths are called psychopaths but there are differences. Psychopathy can be thought of as a more severe form of sociopathy with more defined symptoms. All psychopaths are sociopaths but sociopaths are not always psychopaths.

2,635,464 views 10/18/20 Anal

Shit Pornstars Say 4

I imagine this is what happens when all of your knowledge of the English language comes from Pizza Hut commercials and TikTok. In fact, I may have just uncovered a form of communication so useless that California colleges might start offering 4-year degrees in it.

1,870,441 views 10/13/20 Shit Pornstars Say

Sasha Grey is a Racist

Not the first time I've seen a girl that got me through those awkward high school years trying to erase her past, but it might be the most indisputable. Silly goose, you can't just replace us with Twitch simps and expect us to forget lol

2,456,331 views 10/07/20 Amateur

Hitting The Speed Bag 5

103,094 views 10/06/20 Bangbros

Societal Decay Episode 1

Classic cases of unbridled overconfidence. If only these creatures put as much effort into velcroing their crotches shut in public, as they did into experimenting with pain medications: Then maybe these permanent marks on their resumes could have been avoided. Yikes and gadzooks.

2,035,806 views 10/01/20 LULZ

Not As Fun As They Thought

107,738 views 09/29/20 Fail

I Rather Have $5.00

129,279 views 09/28/20 Nasty

Parking In The Rear

102,413 views 09/25/20

Cumming on Strangers

Meet Melody: A 33% shareholder in the trio of Italian incest freaks known as DollsCult. Apparently in between marathoning episodes of Metaloclypse and getting death threats for wiping their genitals all over public property - they actively participate in community service. #getamop

1,979,865 views 09/25/20 Teen

What Really Happens In The Mens Room

140,530 views 09/21/20

Modern Day Tragedy

Meme Porn: Sometimes it's about as exciting as an audio book of Ted Cruz customizing a value meal at Burger King. But throw in a guy with 2 moms, pay him in dollar-store pastries -- and suddenly you've got more fapping hours than you'll know what to do with.

1,589,985 views 09/19/20 Amputee

Someone Has To Start The Orgy

160,336 views 09/17/20 Crazy

Shit Pornstars Say 3

I don't know which ANTIFA rally that last girl ditched to shoot this scene, but her hygiene makes about as much sense as the 43,000 volts she pretends are running through her labia every time a guy named Ranjeete slaps down 50 Rupees on her "PubLiC cUmShOWs" ala Chaturbate.

1,684,244 views 09/11/20 Shit Pornstars Say

Covid-100

If there's one thing that never fails to flat-line a hardon - It's how far Japan is willing to go gate keep the title of Commander of Repulsive Sex Acts. So here's one that won't be getting beat any time this decade. Reddit gags, I laugh, You bookmark.

1,513,967 views 09/05/20 JAVHD Asians

Relaxing At The Beach

119,252 views 09/01/20

The Only Real Penis Enlarger

108,434 views 08/28/20 WTF

Aftershock

Show me a woman that puts this much emotion into her goose hole jabberwocky, and I'll show you the kind of 90-Day Fiance episodes actually worth watching. Now somebody knock down a retaining wall so big Ed can get his neck through the door, and lets start the sequel.

2,959,009 views 08/26/20 LULZ
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