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Nice Smile

and suddenly im out of compliments.

02/08/11

Creampie Fail

8 ounces of boner brew emptied directly into the cunt gutter. Classy. Problem is.. when time comes to expel the cream filling, an off-menu item plops out along with it. Camerawoman goes completely mute after realizing wtf she's just filmed. Hilarious.

01/29/11 Fail

Intellectual Fail

Dude's boner flat lines after getting bitched out, mid-fuck, by some uppity woman that cant even handle a love tap. From there on it's a war of words and lemme tell you... this dumbfuck doesn't know many. Literally 2 and a half sentences into it and she's already facepalmed the fuck out.

01/20/11 Fail

Priceless O-Face

Another one of those videos where some pornstar is left flopping around like Magikarp on speed after experiencing the Optimus Prime of all orgasms. This chick takes it a step further, introducing Human Bobblehead Mode at the 1:55 mark. All sorts of awesome.

Blame It On The Orgasm

She's having anal problems of the fecal variety and it's fucking up the shoot. Her defense? All the butt secks is making her cum and she just cant contain herself. Uh huh. I know where this is going.

01/09/11 Fail

Pornstar Cries Over Insult

Lesbo threesome goes sour after the alpha bitch of the group deliberately tries to humiliate the newcomer via repeatedly requesting that she douche - essentially declaring that the noob's twat smells and/or tastes like shit. I laughed.

12/27/10 Fail

WOW - Redefining Premature Ejaculation

This is epic. Literally just three pecks on the lips and this dude's load is already spent. He's the fuckin Prefontaine of premature ejaculation.

Hart Breaker

Adult modeling. The only industry where knowing how to suck dick supercedes spelling and grammar.

12/17/10

Epic Orgasm

Rain DeGrey straight up collapses after cumming her brains out. Resuscitation attempts include CPR, additional finger banging and a makeshift defibrillator. No shit. This is from a three part series, available from Kink.com/HogTied. Consider joining, it's a great site and you'd be supporting eFukt.

Rotten Crotch

Behind-the-scenes footage from FUCK A FAN, where a cameraman literally pukes himself after catching a whiff of some stank ass pussy. Ultimate humiliation after the culprit is handed a DIY douche kit and directed to the bathroom.

12/13/10 Fuck A Fan Fail

Pulsating Pussy

Asian chick gets the elasticity fucked out of her, generating one pussy-throbbing orgasm after another. I have to say, the end result isnt too aesthetically pleasing. After the 5th orgasm her twat starts to look like something off an Arby's value menu.

12/08/10 Orgasms

The Art Of Male Stripping

No more vids for a few days. This shit took all week to edit and now I've got a date with my neighbors cleaning lady.

11/18/10 Strippers

Storytime With A Crackwhore

Junkie reminisces about her previous employer - some motherfucker that literally blew a $100,000 inheritance entirely on prostitutes hired for nothing more than to eat Taco Bell and defecate on his face. In other words.. dude's a legend.

Endless Orgasm Causes Brain Damage

Using some sort of futuristic device stolen off the set of Stargate SG-1, this woman's clitoris is vibrated into an orgasmic oblivion. Imagine if the lead characters of both The Exorcist and I Am Sam were delicately molded into one - this woman is what you'd get.

Balls Deep or GTFO

Buck Williams graciously gives the neighborhood tramp a second chance at riding his 12 inch chewbaca dong. Either her twat eats up every centimeter of his beefy balgonie or the bitch gets 86'ed for life and is replaced by a mythical broad named Jenneifer. Yeeeeep.

11/02/10 LULZ

Bad Aim

German dude gets blasted in the face by a fat wad of his own man sauce and nearly pukes all over himself. I guess this kinda invalidates that saying "everyone loves their own brand" haha.

10/30/10 Fail

Ragegasm

This is called small penis overcompensation. It happens when those dudes with 3.5 inchers become frustrated by their partners lack of enthusiasm. So they pump harder, faster and deeper but often to no avail. Eventually the chump reaches a breaking point. Somewhere in between the 4th and 7th yawn. Funny shit.

10/28/10 Orgasms

Figging Gone Wrong

Figging is when you insert a piece of ginger root into your anus. It's for those special type of people that like to relive that feeling you get directly after shitting out bad Thai food. Yep, fun stuff but what happens when it gets stuck up your ass? Today you find out.

Jabba The Slut

It's too bad they didn't take this a step further and use their crafty CGI to turn her twat into a slab of roast beef the size of a Mini Cooper.

10/01/10 Bizarre

Long Lips

Beefy vaginas are a welcomed delight here on eFukt, but this particular post isn't about the meat curtains. It's about dimensions. Thats right. This twat measures longer than my own cock and while that might not be saying much, I'm confident you'll be impressed.

09/30/10 Gallery
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