The Cheaters Compilation

The Cheaters Compilation

LIFE LESSON #186: If your poker face is weaker than the walls of Alec Baldwin's rectum - stay the fuck out of the side-chick game. Last time I saw this level of angst in a female, I had to translate "yes, nickles are so a currency" into English for a Sudanese hooker. (thx Alexa)

740,038 11.09.18 Anonymous Busted!
The Internet Never Forgets

The Internet Never Forgets

Outside of ejaculating to Nicolas Cage's death scene in The Wicker Man, no male celebrity will bring you remorse quite like Simon 'Dirt Nasty' Rex. Former MTV VJ, rolls with Andy Milonakis... and 20 years ago he took a $100 payday to stick his dick in Zack Morris' bedroom carpet. [Diss Track by Traplord Skybaby]

1,289,013 08.12.18 Nick-Digger Funny
Talked Into It

Talked Into It

Buried in snippets among hours of gang bang porn is a story. The story of a shy fresh-faced eighteen year old curiously browsing a porn store, and slowly becoming a total whore over the period of few short weeks. Amazing. [source: HERE]

2,391,380 05.21.18 TG Funny
"I Have 2 Vaginas"

"I Have 2 Vaginas"

Sad to see how camscamming has gone from "side gig" to "a race to see who can park a Kia Soul up their twat first". Then again... when your target demographic is people that consider hotdog water a cologne, you gotta be ready to adapt. Consider this bitch the Dave Grohl of CamSoda. [More Camwhores]

1,297,783 04.10.18 vickyvaginas Bizarre
TUMBLR Horror Story

TUMBLR Horror Story

This is kinda disturbing... and I don't mean haha-distubring like when Dennis Rodman became our ambassador for nuclear warfare. This woman is fragile, deranged and sees more abuse than an EBT card at a New Jersey Casino. I don't know if I should cringe or nominate her for an AVN award.

1,827,478 01.18.18 Anonymous Amateur
EPIC Butt Plug FAIL

EPIC Butt Plug FAIL

I like her face. I like her enthusiasm. But above all I like her devotion to commitment. Her borderline absent reaction to an explosive device detonating inside her spincther however, has reinforced my stance on late-term abortions. Like, 35 years late. Toss a token in the abyss [ HERE ]

1,892,281 11.27.17 opencasketbukkake Insertions
Calling an Audible

Calling an Audible

Perhaps 'audible' is the wrong word to use here, as it suggests this misfit anticipated the scene going any other possible way. She didn't. Trust me. I've been inside a Walmart parking lot on a Friday night - I know what I'm talking about. [Full Scene: HERE] [Remixes: HERE]

1,791,654 09.28.17 TG Porn Bloopers
The Caught Compilation [2017]

The Caught Compilation [2017]

A five minute crash-course on how to squeeze every moment out of your favorite side piece, as illustrated by the shameless, the morally-deprived, and the defenders of all things Insane Clown Posse. It's priceless information really. Trust me on this one. More HERE and HERE

3,911,535 07.22.17 Various Busted!
Asian vs. Airsoft

Asian vs. Airsoft

Some wisdom I picked up during my 2 hour stakeout of a monster truck rally bathroom: You get what you pay for. And by the looks of those potato-sized welts taking up residence next to her shithole, I'd say this dude used Groupon at the time of service LOL [Song: HERE] [Full Scene: HERE]

1,400,648 06.28.17 TG Asians
Ratchet Compilation 2K17

Ratchet Compilation 2K17

Another edition of ratchet sex tape fails featuring hood rat stuff like fire alarms with dying batteries, one lopsided illegal butt implant and other ghetto stuff.

2,170,564 01.26.17 Various Ghetto
Interracial Dirty Talk Fail

Interracial Dirty Talk Fail

Deep inside a forgotten SD card of anonymous's Aunt Tammy and Uncle T-Dog was a disaster-piece of American amateur porno history. Almost lost forever.

1,515,003 01.10.17 Anonymous Fail
Mr Big Load

Mr Big Load

A.K.A. "ukBiggestSpunker" is a sperm chucking champion capable of loads only obtainable by some high powered mutant not considered for mass production. Full Scenes: HERE

2,719,520 12.10.16 Bambi LULZ
Crackhead Hates Anal

Crackhead Hates Anal

Inside an abandoned and/or bombed out building, Alfredo, the HIV immune crackwhore whisperer, has negotiated some condomless butt sex from the neighborhoods most ratchet cum dumpster. [SONG] [ SOURCE]

2,288,223 10.30.16 TG Anal
Greatest Amateur Sex Tape Fuck Ups

Greatest Amateur Sex Tape Fuck Ups

I don't know why anyone would post such things of themselves onto such a terrible place as the internet, but whatever! Come ride the shit train with me on a journey into the awful side of amateur pornography.

4,890,842 06.10.16 Various Amateur
The World's Smallest Penis

The World's Smallest Penis

Meet the man whose penis looks more like a belly button with testicles. The man who gives credence to the old adage of "it's just cold outside", in response to why ones cock would be smaller than a vienna sausage.

1,985,842 05.30.16 Anonymous LULZ
The 19th Hole

The 19th Hole

I've never liked golf... or any sports for that matter. I don't see the point of putting balls in holes for points 'n shit, but when the goal has been replaced by sluts with gaping sideshow buttholes, you have earned my attention. Full video here.

1,687,300 05.26.16 Camacho Gape
Testicular Anal Insertion

Testicular Anal Insertion

Is it possible to put a man's balls inside of a butt? Why would a human being do such a thing? Is this some strange evolutionary step in coitus? Today we ask the hard hitting questions...for science. [Full Scene: HERE]

2,582,347 03.19.16 TG LULZ
Denny's Waiter Tipped With Blowjob

Denny's Waiter Tipped With Blowjob

He says it's the best tip he's ever received but considering he's going to get fired for a 3 second blowjob... I'm not convinced. Also, never trust a girl who values her blowjobs less than what she tips.

3,239,748 02.29.16 Anonymous Voyeur
Gia Paloma's Infamous Milk Enema Fail

Gia Paloma's Infamous Milk Enema Fail

Aside from giving vegans cancer, everyone knows that milk does a body good. IDK if this counts but when this video was released the best part was edited out. Luckily a low quality leak found its way to me. [Full Scene: HERE]

1,530,049 02.10.16 TG Porn Fail
2 DRUNK 2 FUK

2 DRUNK 2 FUK

Mishka here just signed the liability waiver to star in her very own movie! So grab a bottle of vodka and put down a preemptive puke bucket beside couch because it's time for some classic Russian pornography! YAY! [FULL SCENE] [SONG]

3,732,356 01.26.16 Anonymous Drunk
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