If only she put this amount of effort into bribing a dean to get Suzie to the top of her class, she wouldn't have to resort to flashing gash next to the all-wheel drive hybrids. Consider it a selling point... like combining hand moisturizer and the new Aladdin soundtrack. GET 'ER DUN.
Admittedly these are all pretty standard 'i drank 2 entire Coronas on spring break and had sex with a house plant' plot lines... but dude in the last clip has some explaining to do. Like, this is why I have to wear diapers at 27-years-old kind of explaining. PARTS 1 - 2 - 3