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Spank That Pussy

Contents under pressure. I wonder what would happen if you poked that thing with a needle. Would tapioca pudding leak out?

06/08/08 Beef Curtains

Extraterrestrial Orgy

I decided to post that last bit of the ET sextape. Elliot is probably fapping to this right now, I know I am. See more alien porn HERE and HERE.

06/04/08 Parody

Not In My Pooper

Initially she makes it pretty clear that she doesn't want anything in her ass. But our hero Johnny Cock Rocket uses the powers of persuasion and before you know it he's making sweet love to her festering cornhole. Not exactly fap worthy but if you're like me you'll fap anyway.

05/27/08 Amateur

Heart Attack Orgasm

When I lost my virginity 2 weeks ago my orgasm sounded very similair to this.

05/15/08 Orgasms

Her Load Is Bigger Than Mine

It's probably not really female ejaculate. I bet it's actually puss being drained from her infected vagina.. She probally has internal herpes lolz.

04/05/08 Bizarre

Your Vagina Is Leaking

The cameraman is right. It does look like cottage cheese. I think I'm gonna puke.

03/31/08 Bizarre

Creamy Vagina

Look, her pussy is oozing all over his cock. I bet you'd love to lick up that pussy juice you dirty fuck.

03/24/08 Amateur

Horny Couple Couldnt Wait

Luckily he's a premature ejaculator, otherwise a line would've started to form.

03/10/08 Public

The Conesquences

The medical bills for stitching up a busted asshole probally outweigh whatever she was paid to be in this porn. She doesn't even notice the prolapse happen lol.

03/02/08 Prolapse

Public Pissing Gone Wrong

This geezer takes offense to the concept. Would've been funnier if she was shitting. Much funnier.

02/15/08 LULZ

Legless Fuck

Legs? Who needs legs? All this fat piece of shit needs is a vaginal opening. Her belly button would probally suffice.

02/08/08 Amputee

That Looks Infected

She didn't use a pussy pump. This is a real vagina infection. Take a close look people. I'm going to pop it with a needle.

02/03/08 Bizarre

Amputee Sextape

It could be worse, she could've lost both arms.

02/02/08 Amputee

Stinky Cock Makes Her Puke

This is fucking hilarious!

Vagina Weight Lifting 2

I'd like to see her pull a small car with those meat curtains. That would actually impress me.

12/26/07 Bizarre

Pink Panther Does Anal

This made me wanna puke. Her asshole looks like it has teeth. Actually, her pussy looks even worse.

11/26/07 Bizarre

Octocock

He's got 8 cocks and he wants each one of em sucked dry. Now find me a girl with 8 pussies.

11/13/07 Bizarre

Stinky Pussy Makes Him Puke

The bangbus crew picked up a real skank this time. Her twat was so stinky 1 of the guys pukes!

Pussy Balloon 2

She must be practicing.

09/17/07 Insertions

Queen Of Loose Vagina

Sounds like he's fuckin a jar of mayonnaise.

09/03/07 Loose
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