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The 18-Second Man

My first pay-to-play happened in a Burger King toilet stall. She was more Kurt Perry than Katy Perry, Kinda foul. Not even a triple replay of Heather Graham's bush in Boogie Nights changed the mood that night. But... if I had this guy's attitude? Life... life would be different.

2,551,554 views 06/27/19 Big Dicks

Just Asking For Bad Luck

183,981 views 06/25/19 LULZ

Ruined Or Enhanced Her Orgasm?

228,678 views 06/21/19

"You deserved it"

Much like Cardi B's popularity, one has to question why this even exists in and how we got here in the first place. Emphasis on the Oscar-award winning method acting seen in the opening dialogue. Simply brilliant.

4,099,019 views 06/21/19 Bare Back Studios Amateur

This Is Art 12

175,722 views 06/20/19 Crazy

Fresh Milk

211,269 views 06/17/19 Nasty

College Bros Get a Reality Check

Two semesters spent shotgunning Bud Light and using the sink as a toilet? No problemo. Thirty five seconds of experienced squabblenecking? Not a fucking chance. Ladies and gentlegenders - I present to you face of higher education.

2,860,207 views 06/16/19 Bangbros Premature

Local Burger Ad Sure Is Weird

206,998 views 06/13/19 Bizarre

I HATE CUM 5

Much like the Fast and Furious franchise, this series went from "what the fuck am I watching" to How do we get John Cena into one of these scenes? pretty damn quick. The tipping point involves Morgan Lee's last hurrah before someone convinced her to bootleg Lil Wayno songs. And no, you can't unsee that either.

2,380,698 views 06/11/19 Cum Haters

Just Trying On Some Clothes

190,332 views 06/10/19

That's Got To Hurt 5

204,118 views 06/07/19

Excuse Me Your Balls Are Showing

210,737 views 06/06/19 Fail

Why is this Even a Thing?

Reminds me of something my grandpa used to say: Your output is only as good as your input. Not since the the trailer for Terminator Dark Fate have I been so disgusted with women over the age of 40.

2,148,907 views 06/06/19 Fail

The Worst Male Orgasms EVER 1

Door Dash your chimichangas and fire up the Demi Lovato playlist, for you are about to witness the pinnacle of peak male performance. Not since the 2017 inauguration have I heard this many vegan-powered war cries go unanswered lol

2,280,006 views 06/01/19 Ridiculous Orgasms

Fleshlight Of The Future

200,728 views 05/31/19 Crazy

Toy Story Deleted Scene

185,152 views 05/30/19 LULZ

Not Sure How To Feel

216,156 views 05/28/19 Big Dicks

Blow Out Your Candles

202,128 views 05/27/19 Big Dicks

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11 Seconds: That's the average time it takes for one family-sized order of Chang's Orange Chicken to kick flip it's way out of my body and make it's way back to the manure farm. It's also the amount of time it takes the new poster girl for "LOLIDGAF" to get the official Efukt seal of approval. You're welcome.

3,707,105 views 05/26/19 Anal
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