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High Maintenance

Her claim to fame is deplorable... but when the clothes come off her barbarian hips look like they can survive giving birth to Danny Devito and it's fuckin' beautiful. 5/5 Yelp stars, would eat again.

3,132,533 views 12/17/18 Vintage

What A Workout 2

194,077 views 12/15/18

My Favorite Christmas Story

198,792 views 12/14/18 WTF

Big Titty Beat Down

188,776 views 12/13/18

Destiny Deville is Clinically Insane

Looks like someone crossbred Rosario Dawson with a howler monkey and gave it rabies. But this isn't for the lulz... more about awareness. You honestly don't even need video for this. The soundtrack alone is enough to keep my Bugle Boy cut-offs on the rinse cycle.

2,106,768 views 12/02/18 Crazy

NOTHING is Impossible

Pigs flying, A Manson Family Hanukkah special and clean underwear after all-you-can-eat Chinese food. These are all things I expected to see long before a man that has mastered the art of hands-free ejacs. Next time do it into the palm of a guy named Carlos. It's called the Puerto Rican Panhandle, I invented it.

2,997,590 views 11/26/18 Exhibition

Ultra Alpha

Would Denmark Mafia be so kind as to turn the soundbyte at 0:24 into their next banger? That's the kind of collaboration that can fuel my beat-off sessions all the way into spring. More Woodman HERE and HERE.

3,646,680 views 11/19/18 Woodman Casting X Orgasms

Don't Knock It Till You Try It

180,397 views 11/17/18 WTF

Ultra Beta

This is ridiculous. Not 'haha-ridiculous' like a slab of society identifying as non-binary lesbian toaster strudel. Dude has zero reaction to strangers stuffing his girl like a Walmart ham, and here I am just waiting for David Attenborough's explanation as to why.

4,176,130 views 11/14/18 Cuckold

The Cheaters Compilation

LIFE LESSON #186: If your poker face is weaker than the walls of Alec Baldwin's rectum - stay the fuck out of the side-chick game. Last time I saw this level of angst in a female, I had to translate "yes, nickles are so a currency" into English for a Sudanese hooker. (thx Alexa)

3,391,259 views 11/09/18 Busted!

Can I Take Your Order

190,171 views 11/08/18

White Trash Sex CLub

211,822 views 11/07/18 Fail

Vlad the Impaler

What's hung like a Clydesdale and knows less words than a Pokemon? He's known simply as Vlad, and 37 states require a permit to walk around with that fucking thing in public.

3,650,071 views 11/04/18 Bangbros Big Dicks

The Black White Supremacist

Apparently Clayton Bigsby has an extended bloodline we were completely unaware of. Practice what you're about to see here & I promise - those pesky NPC'S will never scream "racism" again.

1,431,666 views 10/29/18 LULZ

Uncle Dick-Dont-Fit

Sonuva bitch... dude's packing the kind of penis that can only be described as "an emergency every time I have to take a piss". Time to call up AARP and find out what size wheelbarrow they're willing to cover for this kind of disability. Something in a dual-wheel polycarbon should do it.

3,861,657 views 10/24/18 Old Goes Young Big Dicks

Czech Porn is Still Horrible

Essentially a hybrid of a "Got Milk?" PSA & a GWAR concert. Or in more comprehensive terms: 1-part health consciousness, 274-parts batshit fuckin aspergers. #NEVERFORGET.

1,796,188 views 10/18/18 Gloryhole

Name That Position 7

198,289 views 10/17/18 EvilAngel Crazy

The Caught Compilation 5

Every good film deserves 4 sequels... and many moons ago I stumbled upon a select few degenerates that give less fucks about 'dignity' and 'clean STD tests' than the roster of the 1970 Lakers. Venturing into dead meme territory, but the hole-to-hole acrobatics are worth a followup.

4,077,209 views 10/12/18 Caught Compilations

Squirt Her Eye Out

207,695 views 10/09/18 CamSoda Orgasms

Piss All Over Your Party

192,194 views 10/08/18 WTF
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