"I CANT, AND I WONT!"

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Garth Algar goes to town on her squeeze box, producing some of the most questionable facial expressions I've seen since mark_paul_gosselaar_handjob_kfc.avi. Didn't happen to catch that one? You're missing out... and consequently not restructuring your list of heroes.

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