Search results for 7 on 1

Reset Search Page

Millennial Mating Habits

8 examples of why having too much confidence in yourself can be a bad thing. Cringe at them. Subscribe to them if you must. But do not encourage the kind of behavior that results in more disappointments than a trailer park family reunion. The world must heal.

908,184 views 01/01/24 Bizarre

Anal Cannon 9

17,296 views 12/29/23 Anal

2023 Was Out of Fucking Control

As we head towards the final sunset of a year that gave more than one reason to disembowel our own eyeballs with a stinger missile, it's time we reflected. May 2024 bestow upon us more trolls, deeper holes and Twitch.com finishing it's metamorphosis into Chaturbate.

2,112,404 views 12/28/23 Favorites

Clap On

18,866 views 12/22/23 Strippers

Pure American Immorality

goon cave [plural goon caves] [Internet slang] An area or room dedicated to long masturbation sessions ["gooning"], often featuring a multi-monitor setup showing multiple pornographic contents simultaneously.


That's what Wikipedia tells you. What it doesn't tell you is some of these level 5 knuckle busting crotch goblins will bulldoze their entire savings account just to "expand their caves". So why are Americans singled out in the title? Because after being assaulted by over 500 photos of these demons, I noticed something; Not 1 Asian, Black, Hispanic or Alaskan Eskimo penis could be identified. Meaning this is yet another one of those spirited hobbies cultivated by the west. Feel free to sandwich it between 40 piece McNuggets and The Kardashians. [SOURCE #1] [SOURCE #2]

1,435,780 views 12/18/23 Gallery

Giving Herself A Concussion 2

16,945 views 12/15/23 LULZ

Public Degeneracy Volume 11

Dog The Bounty Hunter once told me the daywalker is one of, if not the most elusive creature on our planet. Decades of evolution have molded them to be some sort of cockroach/human hybrid. You'd think their survival skills would be S-tier, but all I got out of this was a lower credit score.

2,674,082 views 12/14/23 Public Degeneracy

I Don't Think That's Cum

21,218 views 12/13/23 Nasty

"Orb Challenge" Almost Ruptures Cervix

Got one too many (see: 3) emails about this particular wildebeest seen in Unacceptable Devices VIII, so here's the full[er] version for the special kind of miscreant that prefers to end his No Nutting November with some class.

634,206 views 12/11/23 Insertions

Titty Bong

12,021 views 12/08/23 Bizarre

Unacceptable Devices VIII

idk what the fuck is going on in that last clip. But if that isn't the body type of a woman that's muttered the words 'i used dijon mustard as lubricant while losing my virginity to a neighbor's pontiac fiero' at Festivus dinner, idk what is. Now apologize to the laws of thermal dynamics.

1,426,827 views 12/07/23 Unacceptable Devices

The Real WNBA 2

19,860 views 12/04/23 Exhibition

Xanex Rookie Humiliates Herself

First impressions are important. Unless of course your name is Kandi Baby and have access to more pharmaceuticals than Liver King. Whoever thought it was a good idea to release this pornographic lobotomy probably saw The Marvels on opening day too.

1,020,692 views 12/04/23 Cum Perfection Crazy

The Special Olympics of Porn

You know you're in some sort of bat shit crazy porn renaissance when Japan comes in last on the list of things you shouldn't masturbate to. Between the Tijuana down syndrome family plan and whatever the fuck Insane Clown Posse is doing at 1:45, idk if I should cum or cry.

921,535 views 11/30/23 Mildly Retarded

Very Classy 3

19,881 views 11/27/23 Fail

The Luckiest Virgin On Earth

What in the cornbread skidmark hell is going on with this generation? Once upon a time having the genetic configuration of a Madagascar tomato frog would limit your partners to Walmart shoppers. Now? No one even pumps the brakes. Support [HERE] [HERE] and [HERE]

1,811,523 views 11/27/23 Bizarre

How Convenient 2

27,529 views 11/24/23 Public

How Convenient 1

17,923 views 11/24/23 Public

WRONG HOLEZ: 2023

The only appropriate video to post on a day where the family gathers to stuff orifices.

1,880,935 views 11/23/23 Wrong Holes

10 Inch Challenge = Demolished

It seems Allie Addison's apprehension levels are at zero, giving her little trouble with broski's maximum depth potential. And by little trouble, I mean the kind of potential organ rearrangement Art The Clown would be proud of.

1,230,867 views 11/20/23 FamilyXXX Big Dicks
Type ? for random video