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Here's some wisdom I picked up while watching an infomercial for Tony Little's Gazelle Sprintmaster - always maintain good form. Sloppy form is how people get Christopher Reeve'ed. Don't think the same is applicable to sucking dick? Neither did she.

Uploaded 03/15/12 Fail

The Most Gentle Breakdown Ever

This girl has 1 of the nicest racks I've ever seen. But bundle that with an extremely frigid personality & you then have the biggest disappointment since Macaulay Culkin's The Pagemaster. Seriously, this chick's so uptight she wont even do a facial. It's tragic.

6,737,814 views 02/06/12 Rocco Siffredi Breakdowns

Awkward Moments In Porn 1

Big wtf @ girl #3. She taps out, instigates a fist fight and then concludes, mid-tears of defeat, that all in all it was "fun and amazing". No lady. Going diarrhea in a community pool overun by minorities is fun and amazing. What happened to you was just brutal.

5,976,808 views 10/28/12 Awkward Moments In Porn

Cum Haters Anonymous 5

Do I even need to release a service bulletin at this point? Ladies; Next time you feel like exploring your options, put in about 18 seconds of research and mAniFeSt what you're about to get into. Maybe then you'll discover something you all lack - coherence motherfuckers.

1,557,555 views 03/03/22 Cum Haters

Interracial Dirty Talk Fail

Deep inside a forgotten SD card of anonymous's Aunt Tammy and Uncle T-Dog was a disaster-piece of American amateur porno history. Almost lost forever.

2,173,775 views 01/10/17 Fail

Spitters and Quitters

idk, seems pretty predictable to me. Once the enchantment of a $200 payday and living their monthly YOLO moments has worn off, anxiety and regret should be expected. But shoutouts to wish.com for making these precious memories possible.

1,293,222 views 08/01/22 Cum Haters

Xanex Rookie Humiliates Herself

First impressions are important. Unless of course your name is Kandi Baby and have access to more pharmaceuticals than Liver King. Whoever thought it was a good idea to release this pornographic lobotomy probably saw The Marvels on opening day too.

874,599 views 12/04/23 Cum Perfection Asians

Awkward Moments in Porn 9

Homing in on the 10-clip anniversary of offensive sexual acts among a global pandemic, and yet I remain hopeful. I mean hopeful that people in quarantine will continue to produce more reprehensible content than a Harvey Weinstein video library, not the Covid stuff - we're fucked. Like the guy in the first clip: Fap until it goes dark.

3,269,151 views 03/27/20 Awkward Moments In Porn

O MY FUKING GAWD

OMFG

3,443,775 views 06/26/16 HardX LULZ

Shit Pornstars Say 2

The most fail dirty talk of all time and other retarded quips from professional cum smugglers.

4,174,662 views 11/03/16 Shit Pornstars Say

Cucked by a Pornstar

Arnost and his 1 inch mosquito bite take a nosedive into humiliation whilst trying to perform in front of a live studio audience. Sorry friendo, but I think it's best you take that CHUD haircut and make your way back to the subreddit you done crawled up out of.

2,635,123 views 10/11/17 Mea Melone Challenge Fail

CAMTASTROPHES #6

We got a pretty diverse group of fatherless degeneration this time around. Whether it's Discovery Channel's new poster girl at the 0:35 second mark, or the champ going for his 17th title at 4:20, you're guaranteed at least one reason to start day drinking again.

1,445,635 views 10/31/22 Chaturbate CAMTASTROPHES