Calling an Audible

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Perhaps 'audible' is the wrong word to use here, as it suggests this misfit anticipated the scene going any other possible way. She didn't. Trust me. I've been inside a Walmart parking lot on a Friday night - I know what I'm talking about.

Uploaded 09/28/17 Fail

If the west side of Chicago had it's own edition of Rosetta Stone, I imagine it would look something like this. Undoubtedly the most abuse I've seen an Italian take since Rocco was subjected to this fucking trainwreck for 30 minutes lmao.

2,195,576 views 05/17/21 Anal

Elena Koshka Overloaded

Symptom #67 that you've graduated from pornstar to full blown drama queen: 3 pumps from Manuel Ferrara's ham hog makes her tap out faster than the Frank Shamrock/Kevin Jackson fight (look it up). Like my reaction after hearing Oprah Winfrey wants to run for president, you can literally see fear in her eyes.

1,866,604 views 11/01/21 Manuel Ferrara Fail

The Dangers of Webcamming

It's kinda refreshing to know the cam-clam game has stayed relevant amongst the rise of OnlyFans popularity. Never forget the O.G. sex workers that paved the way via 56k modem bitrate and school libraries. Now let's go ahead and get these ladies under contract for the next Ghostbusters reboot. I smell Oscars.

1,627,225 views 02/07/21 Camwhores

"TAKE IT OUT NOW!"

11,643 views 05/16/24

Amateur Fail of The Year

Skanky country girl and dopey get real nasty. Either she's on her period or she just can't handle it. Either way she's not bothered at all and licks the bloody snickers bar clean.

3,735,887 views 12/09/15 Amateur

Delivered in 30 Seconds or Less

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1,471,120 views 12/23/21 TheMagicMuffin Amateur

Tina's Bad Day

3,128,466 views 10/20/17 Wakeup-N-Fuck Fail

Butt Sex Sends Poor Girl to the ER

Every dirty slut should know that a slippery fuck toy plus a cavernous butthole can equal a trip to the ER. Next time save yourself the embarrassing shuffle through the waiting room and tie a string to that mother fucker.

2,855,281 views 10/07/13 Insertions

Safe Sex FAIL

Gloryhole rookie "Emma" unequivocally accepts defeat after Stewart's Magnum XL ventures into deeper waters. In other words: The flex went wrong HAHA

2,048,304 views 07/09/21 Gloryhole Swallow Fail

Anal Won't Make Me Quit!

Girls this determined to finish are hard to find without an Olympian background, so consider yourself lucky. Both for getting to bear witness to this unstoppable force, and for not having to be the one to explain the beef bourguignon shit stains on mom's new comforter.

1,803,663 views 02/20/23 Woodman Casting X Anal

Spitters and Quitters

idk, seems pretty predictable to me. Once the enchantment of a $200 payday and living their monthly YOLO moments has worn off, anxiety and regret should be expected. But shoutouts to wish.com for making these precious memories possible.

1,297,167 views 08/01/22 Cum Haters

The Caught Compilation 2

Peeping Toms, Darling Nikki's and other miscellaneous perverts getting hilariously interrupted in the middle of trying to bust nuts.

7,005,105 views 06/04/16 Caught Compilations