Big Meaty Balls

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He's got a 7 inch penis. You know what that means? He's fuckin John Stamos of the internet. And what better way to assert your superiority than to beat off on camera while talkin dirty in your finest batman voice? You da man.

Uploaded 02/10/11 LULZ

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Porn Scenes Worthy of an Oscar 5

Volume #5 in a collection of videos that Charlie Sheen would be ashamed to attach his name to. And without even a single appearance from a graduate of the Woodman School of Rectology, that's saying something.

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Sexual Socialism

What's mine is yours. And what's yours makes her think walking away from that 4-year degree in Anthropological Gender Studies of Amazonian Tree Frogs to do this instead was a bad idea.

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The Saddest Penis in Japan

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Incest Porn Worthy of an Oscar

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Broken Dreams, Broken Buttholes

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The only appropriate video to post on a day where the family gathers to stuff orifices.

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THEY JUST WATCHED?

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Butt Sex Sends Poor Girl to the ER

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CAMTASTROPHES #6

We got a pretty diverse group of fatherless degeneration this time around. Whether it's Discovery Channel's new poster girl at the 0:35 second mark, or the champ going for his 17th title at 4:20, you're guaranteed at least one reason to start day drinking again.

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cRaZy whore is cRaZy

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Awkward Moments In Porn 2

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