Girl Drops Deuce, Forgets To Wipe

3,695,988 views

Her ability to wipe her ass is on par with Tom Sizemore's ability to not beat women. Fortunately at least 1 person in this vid has some considerable talent, and that's the dude that miraculously didn't peel over & die after getting a whiff of her shit-box!

Uploaded 06/19/12 LULZ

Dude looks like he walked into a tattoo parlor and said "yes". Luckily he's hung like a brontosaurus to round out these constructive life decisions. Not sure I was expecting that twist at the end though. Kinda reinforcing the whole don't judge a book by it's cover thing, aren't we?

1,535,311 views 10/06/22 LULZ

THIS WON'T LAST 24HRS

11,580 views 05/16/24

WRONG HOLEZ: 2023

The only appropriate video to post on a day where the family gathers to stuff orifices.

1,472,552 views 11/23/23 Wrong Holes

O MY FUKING GAWD

OMFG

3,447,067 views 06/26/16 HardX LULZ

The Greatest Girl In The World

She's got the looks, she's got the body and she definitely has the talent. She can also use her vagina to keep your subs warm and hang a coat. Now she's stealing our hearts. Duck Tales. A woo ooh.

3,585,594 views 12/12/14 Modifications

Luckiest Guy at the Strip Club

In the bowels of Brazil a.k.a. the other other Mexico, a local stripper gives a drunk and weary traveler an experience he'll never forget... if he can remember. He goes home with a dildo souvenir so he'll definitely know something went down that night. #YOLO

3,242,217 views 05/08/14 Public

Porn's Biggest Losers

Little engines that just fucking couldn't. If there was a "Special Olympics" for sexual performance, these guys would still be the underdogs of the league. The other retards would prolly bully them.

3,986,881 views 10/30/13 LULZ

After The Tijuana Donkey Show

What happens in ~~Mexico~~ Chile gets filmed with a potato by cartel members drunk off corona lights. For some guys that love beheading the locals and smuggling drugs in their butts, they sure have weak stomachs.

1,853,233 views 01/10/14 Public

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

Here's some wisdom I picked up while watching an infomercial for Tony Little's Gazelle Sprintmaster - always maintain good form. Sloppy form is how people get Christopher Reeve'ed. Don't think the same is applicable to sucking dick? Neither did she.

3,446,663 views 03/15/12 EvilAngel Fail

Shit Pornstars Say 2

The most fail dirty talk of all time and other retarded quips from professional cum smugglers.

4,177,165 views 11/03/16 Shit Pornstars Say

RE-Redefining Premature Ejaculation

It took 10 years, but we finally have a worthy rival for Tojiro "dribbledick" Akizawa. Technically our American contender lasted longer, but his performance wasn't exactly as well-received lolol

2,785,590 views 08/31/20 Premature

Semen and Strife

See that pretty face? Well, that's all you get because she's too busy getting seizure-fucked in the face by a cock raging french guy the entire clip to look at the camera. #rekt

4,233,077 views 07/16/14 Woodman Casting X Orgasms