Creating the Perfect Woman

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There's just no forgetting you did something like this. Their throats will be forever agaped. The chronic oral queefing has already set in. They're essentially walking, talking whoopie cushions and yet... they remain in good spirits. I like dat in a partner.

Uploaded 09/08/18 LULZ

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Horribly Catchy Musical Pornography

In Russia, a fake farm equipped with disco lights and some thot lip syncing catchy dance music while fucking for 20 minutes is quality porn. I'm not totally convinced, but the song does have a 'pavlov's dog' effect on my boner now.

2,424,119 views 02/05/15 LULZ

Sexual Socialism

What's mine is yours. And what's yours makes her think walking away from that 4-year degree in Anthropological Gender Studies of Amazonian Tree Frogs to do this instead was a bad idea.

1,886,091 views 08/05/19 LULZ

Objectionable Porn That Shouldn't Exist: 2

You may cringe at the portable cock juicer. You might laugh at Big Foot committing a war crime. You will possibly Door Dash a 7 layer burrito bowl after seeing the sandworm at 0:45 second mark. But one thing's universal: We're all glad self-serving hasn't become a TikTok challenge. Yet.

1,023,408 views 01/29/24 WTF

Gianna PWNS Heckling Hector!

Dont let the bandana fool you. This cholo's 'tough guy' persona is about as real as his pleather jacket. Such is illustrated after Gianna does the unforgivable - an unconsensual snowball attack - which he takes like a total bitch. This is funny as fuck.

4,389,407 views 02/29/12 LULZ

Behind the Scenes at Bangbros

Shorting the lifespan of women nearing menopause isn't the only thing J Mac and friends are going to be known for after today.

1,180,831 views 08/10/23 Bangbros LULZ

"I WONT TELL YOUR WIFE"

594 views 05/05/24

Invaded, Violated and Victimized

In Pasadena no one can hear you cream. [-song-]

1,395,779 views 06/05/23 Parasited Bizarre

Porn Scenes Worthy of an Oscar 3

The amazing thing? Multiple people thought these were good ideas and put a whole lot of effort into them. I.E. the guy who had to cut a dick hole in a giant Wheaties box or the man controlling the giant octopus dildo tentacles.

2,247,034 views 04/16/14 Porn Scenes Worthy of an Oscar

BiG Bertha's Pocket Rocket

The name "Big Bertha" comes from a giant Pre-Nazi German war cannon that would lob 1,800 lb explosive shells into shit like France and Belgium. It also happens to look like this bitches dick.

1,884,106 views 02/23/16 Futanaria Bizarre

Awkward Moments in Porn 11

Turns out 67,000 incestuous storyline porn videos lied to us after all. Dare to make contact with your bloodline after the sun goes down in rural Alabama, and one of these clips just might be the Tales From the Crypt Halloween Special you walk in on.

1,525,949 views 12/27/21 Devil's Film Awkward Moments In Porn

Porn's Biggest Losers

Little engines that just fucking couldn't. If there was a "Special Olympics" for sexual performance, these guys would still be the underdogs of the league. The other retards would prolly bully them.

3,983,117 views 10/30/13 LULZ

When in Thailand...

~~Dave~~ Corey snapchatted his Bangkok vacation experience with a ladyboy. Corey is now a living legend.

5,046,276 views 09/12/16 Tranny