Japanese Porn Is FUCKING CRAZY

2,876,407 views

You know you're in the golden age of porn when someone consults Michael Bay for their scene. Too bad the novelty of implied homicide wears off pretty quick when you have to multitask cumshots with Die Hard 1.

Uploaded 08/05/17 Asians

japan, crazy, killed, crying, wtf

Sources: JAVHD,

Prev Next

Bad Times at Ling's Massage Parlor

See that rush of fear around the 3:00 mark? That's the kind of reaction second only to a man that has miscalculated his maximum capacity for P.F. Changs Orange Chicken in a public venue. And I think that's something we can all relate to. L, OH, fuckin L

1,744,694 views 01/13/22 Asians

"CRIPPLE MY WIFE"

396 views 04/28/24

Safety First

Wow, being an attention whore really came back to bite this one in the taint eh? Hey 1Pac, how about next time you stick to overdosing in the laundry aisle like everyone else and save the social media challenges for likeigiveafuck.com.

1,788,652 views 02/27/18 Extreme

Invaded, Violated and Victimized

In Pasadena no one can hear you cream. [-song-]

1,392,064 views 06/05/23 Parasited Bizarre

Ultra Alpha

Would Denmark Mafia be so kind as to turn the soundbyte at 0:24 into their next banger? That's the kind of collaboration that can fuel my beat-off sessions all the way into spring. More Woodman HERE and HERE.

3,465,734 views 11/19/18 Woodman Casting X Orgasms

Increase Orgasms While Committing Murder [5 Easy Tips]

Somewhere there's a porn writer that has lost their damned mind.

1,831,769 views 02/08/17 Kink.com LULZ

Jingle Ballz

Merry XXXmas from your friends at eFukt!

1,457,889 views 12/24/14 Bizarre

Just Japanese Things

An all-minority female cast ultimately leading to me losing faith in life itself? You can go ahead and file this under The 2016 Ghostbusters Reboot of Porn. And Bill Murray can't save you this time.

1,574,963 views 02/29/20 JAVHD Asians

Sexual Fatalities From Japanese Cartoons

Take one part anime, one part pornography, one part Mortal Kombat and you end up with a hilarious show about ninja school girls sexually man-slaughtering perverted villains around campus.

1,895,350 views 09/04/15 The Absurdity of Japanese Pornography

Ratchet Hookers Under $20

It's always rough times for busted drug addicted cum dumpsters. Learn what it really takes to become a professional sexual punching bag for the below average Joe willing to risk STD's for cheap sex.

3,095,419 views 08/09/13 Crack Whore Confessions Hookers

sAdisTic DJ sEtS girL on FIRE!

Apparently this is common in the grottos of Nigeria. I'm not so sure about it's entertainment value though. Some will look at this and see the peak of female empowerment... all I see is a barbecue even Homer fucking Simpson himself would've RSVP to.

2,084,403 views 08/19/17 WTF

Raw Leftovers

For my Japanese-deficient friends, the original title of this masterpiece roughly translates to: "Nana Maeno Refrigerator Girl I Put My Step Sister In The Refrigerator And Turned Her Into A Frozen Sex Toy Nana" Do I believe more than 3% of those words? No. But honesty never got in between me and my cum sock before, and it isn't about to start now.

989,045 views 01/06/22 JAVHD The Absurdity of Japanese Pornography