YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

3,442,963 views

Here's some wisdom I picked up while watching an infomercial for Tony Little's Gazelle Sprintmaster - always maintain good form. Sloppy form is how people get Christopher Reeve'ed. Don't think the same is applicable to sucking dick? Neither did she.

Uploaded 03/15/12 Fail

I don't remember this in RoboCop

Turns out the 1987 original was supposed to be even more violent. With the new remake getting a PG-13 rating, with it comes the almost certainty to destroy the ultra-violent badass awesomeness of RoboCop and change him into a safe for kids metal pussy. Source: Ourrobocopremake.com

1,703,008 views 02/07/14 Parody

Sorry, My Penis is Broken

General Zod experiences performance anxiety.

1,567,908 views 12/23/19 Fail

Mom Watches Daughters Blowjob Audition

This is pretty fucked up... and awesome! Mom is so supportive of her pornstar daughter, I'm surprised she didn't bring everyone snacks.

7,215,108 views 11/29/14 Amateur Allure Favorites

BUT DADDY IT HURTZ!

If you get aroused to non-consentual incest porn, you probably shouldn't tell anyone because you have a serious personality disorder and you probably come off weird already and have no idea.

5,496,543 views 12/21/16 Bare Back Studios Groped

18-Year-Olds are Complicated

This example of why you should periodically review your fiber intake, goes by the name Baby Swabery. Due to her age, I'll be approaching this description accordingly: no cap the jumbo deluxe chimmichanga lunch special was a mf mistake, fr the situation is NOT bussin.

2,962,262 views 07/07/22 Woodman Casting X Anal

Broken by Bukkake

Pretty much a public service announcement on the importance of knowing your limits before inking a deal. Some live to tell the tale. Others, are memed for life. But all have an abnormally intimate relationship with Newport cigarettes and Klonopin before the age of 25.

1,762,020 views 01/31/22 Premium Bukkake Fail

Wheelchair Bobby Inseminates Goth Prostitute

Watch as emo Helga Pataki dirty talks Jimmy Noodle Legs during a hot coitus session. Turns out Jenny from Forest Gump isn't the only suicidal slut down for banging immobilized mental midgets.

1,898,395 views 11/23/16 Bizarre

85 Pound Nerd Masturbates @ Work

This girl is ridiculously cute. I want to hold her hand. I want to smell her hair. I want a 3x5 inch cut-out of the computer chair fabric that was blessed with her vaginal discharge. Until then, this gem will have to do.

4,039,041 views 03/21/13 MyFreeCams Asians

HURRY UP and CUM!

UPDATE: this girl actually emailed me, here's the background story - she lives in a KKK-laden town where 12 inch black wangs are the forbidden fruit. Undeterred, she sought salvation on blackplanet.com and ultimately bit off more BBC than her vagina could chew.

9,669,841 views 02/17/12 Amateur

THE BUKKAKE HATE COMPILATION

[boo-kah-kee] [Noun] A sexual practice involving a large group of men masturbating on a single person. I sorted over 30 hours of beta's jacking off on gutter sluts to make this. Enjoy.

2,812,093 views 04/27/15 Cum Haters

Calling an Audible

Perhaps 'audible' is the wrong word to use here, as it suggests this misfit anticipated the scene going any other possible way. She didn't. Trust me. I've been inside a Walmart parking lot on a Friday night - I know what I'm talking about.

2,388,331 views 09/28/17 Throated Fail