The Pink Taco

2,437,400 views

Up close look at a woman experiencing a clitoral orgasm, followed by some heavy vaginal contractions. Shit, I almost sound like a legitimate doctor. I wonder if anyone would take the bait if I made a craigslist post offering free gyno exams? College girls only.

Uploaded 03/12/11 Orgasms

Is this still considered pornography? Or something that gets submitted to a performative art school as a final project? Because if you're waxin carrot to shit like this, it ~~might be~~ is definitely time for intervention.

1,115,045 views 10/09/23 Orgasms

Delivered in 30 Seconds or Less

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1,462,704 views 12/23/21 TheMagicMuffin Amateur

EPIC ASS IS EPIC

Undoubtedly the most erotic thing I've seen since the time my 19 y/o housekeeper cried 'no es bueno' after happening upon my unflushed shitter. Day before was Olive Garden night, fuckin Tour Of Italy. To quote Lil Wayne - I made it rain.

6,181,332 views 05/24/12 Milk Enema Favorites

A LITTLE TOO REAL

1,130 views 04/28/24

INCREDIBLE: 3 Orgasms in 90 Seconds

A truly beautiful ballad about a girl that makes pterodactyl sex noises and a man that pulls off one of the most amazing sexual achievements ever filmed. I think we all wish we had a little Jimmy in us.

4,182,470 views 06/20/14 Porn Fidelity Ridiculous Orgasms

Wheelchair Bobby Inseminates Goth Prostitute

Watch as emo Helga Pataki dirty talks Jimmy Noodle Legs during a hot coitus session. Turns out Jenny from Forest Gump isn't the only suicidal slut down for banging immobilized mental midgets.

1,896,242 views 11/23/16 Bizarre

13 Most Ridiculous Orgasms Ever

First time squirters, prolapse-induced climaxes and bittersweet hategasms... today's vid has more variety than a fuckin Sizzler salad bar. Best comes last, so I recommend you see this one all the way through.

11,310,513 views 05/02/12 Ridiculous Orgasms

Double Anal Downfall

It's like the girl with the super hip mom that totally supports her daughter getting ring-blasted by guys named after sports cars got a pep talk and couldn't wait to bring it on the grid iron. Then gets jobbed out like the 2008 Detroit Lions. A Karen of the Kum world if you will. TY for listening to my cunTED talk.

1,906,465 views 01/18/21 Anal

The Caught Compilation 19

Everything in life has a proper explanation if you open your mind. Except the homie trying to scrub daddy his dirty walnut on a Tuesday afternoon in broad daylight around the 1:45 mark. NORAD will hear about this.

1,402,217 views 07/27/23 Caught Compilations

The Worst Male Orgasms EVER 2

Perhaps this can be classified as "small wiener compensation". It happens when homebois packing less meat than a vegetarian BBQ get discouraged by their girl's complete lack of excitement. Building a device that scalps your crotch is optional. Oh... you'll see.

1,526,988 views 03/14/22 Ridiculous Orgasms

17 COCKS = REGRET

Discounted Rice-a-Roni, a Dwayne Johnson body massage and joining a Chick-fil-A protest: All things I'd willingly commit to before slapping a ring on Jasmine Bryne. Pay attention boys and remember: One day it could be half of YOUR Amiibo collection.

2,725,890 views 09/04/19 Teen

100 Most Brutal Orgasms of all Time

The finest collection of eardrum destroying, vomit inducing orgasms you'll wish you never saw. Emphasis on the whole wishing you never saw this shit part. One dude nuts so hXc that he actually ruptures a fucking blood vessel and spurts red. 2.15 mark. You've been warned.

5,238,740 views 06/15/13 Ridiculous Orgasms