The Sounds of Love

1,686,411 views

Not the first video that's made me question the female body, but it may be the only Efukt feature that gets into a Bubballoo Gum commercial. People deserve a little reality on their television. Not Dwight Shrute hosting a swap meet in Frog Balls Arkansas. Now where's that royalty check?

Uploaded 04/13/19 Orgasms

At this point I'm just respecting the hustle of being able to sell sex without ever being penetrated in front of a camera. Truly a spectacle in it's own right that leaves you trapped between vigorous masturbation or making a donation to the Shia LaBeouf Community College for the Gifted. [PART I] [PART II] [PART III]

1,497,456 views 04/04/22 The Worst of OnlyFanz

Czech porn is hilariously horrible

What does a Toyota Supra, lung cancer and a washer machine have in common? In most cases, absolutely fucking nothing. But this isn't like most cases. This is Czech pornography, the final frontier in sexual retardation.

5,296,015 views 01/21/13 OldCouplefuckteen LULZ

Advanced Sex Moves 2021

I'm all for testing boundaries, but caution should be advised if you want to attempt any of these yourself. Tip: When testing those Special Team plays you saw online, it's best to practice first. PROOF: The $4500 bill I have for buying this.

1,300,769 views 07/19/21 LULZ

The Regret is REAL

From stone cold fox, to Stone Cold Steve Austin. #fap

3,023,863 views 09/18/18 LULZ

Her G-Spot Is In Her Butthole

This actually starts off as a painal vid, but much like Cuba Gooding Jr.'s acting career, that only lasts for about 14 seconds. From there on it's all pleasure, and by 'pleasure' I mean nervous system-disabling assgasms so hot even Stephen Hawking would pop wood.

7,677,103 views 11/30/12 Double View Casting Favorites

South America's Most Alpha Male

99.99% of men will never experience this man's life. He's got the negotiating skills of Elon Musk, the aura of a baconator and they've got no other options. It's a sexual combination you never knew you wanted until today.

1,600,824 views 03/24/22 Cheeseburgerjesus Camwhores

WARNING: Contents Under Pressure

Undoubtedly the most erotic thing I've seen since responding to an OKCupid message from a girl named The Violator. Results were similar if you replace 'cumshot' with 'Hellmans Tartar Sauce'. And 'private affair' with 'Burger King during rush hour'.

4,062,343 views 11/22/17 MHBHJ Orgasms

Cum Hating Pornstars

The supply of seminally apathetic women is never-ending.

1,387,400 views 09/07/23 Cum Haters

Cute Teen With Hidden Talent

Don't even lie to yourself. This bitch is so hot you wouldn't mind her magical Stretch Armstrong vagina at all.

3,430,143 views 02/17/16 Lethal Hardcore Teen

Ass to Mouth with Consequences

You gotta admire commitment in anything. This young lady was so devoted to the scene that when it came to anal, she soldiered through it. When it came time for the cum shot, she fellates his fecal flavored ram rod without hesitation.

4,200,780 views 08/31/13 Woodman Casting X LULZ

THAT DIDN'T END WELL

1,643 views 05/16/24

"Everything Makes Me Cum"

For a box that probably has more miles on it than grandads '69 Chevelle; it's in stellar condition. In fact, it might be setting the bar too high for fellow terrorKink enthusiasts to follow. I don't know if I should be impressed or slide in those DM's and ask for the cattle prod discounts. According to this video, they do exist. More RDG [HERE] and [HERE]

1,325,683 views 08/18/22 Kink.com Orgasms