The 24 Year Old FEMALE Virgin

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KEY POINTS: she has not and will not fuck - (gypsy's orders), crotch shots are strictly prohbited and vibrators... well, those are as foreign to her as a condom in a Botswana whorehouse. Filmed by the legendary pioneer of gonzo porn - Ed Powers.

Uploaded 12/01/11 Virgins

A socially inept goober gets a job getting jerked off by a hottie and manages to fuck it up, dashing his dreams of porn stardom in the process. It's like the movie Rudy, if Rudy was thrown out the game before ever playing and never scored.

2,784,941 views 12/03/13 LULZ

"CRIPPLE MY WIFE"

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Malnourished Virgin Has "Sex"

Was originally going to call this "A Gentleman's Guide to Investing, then quickly realized even Warren Buffet himself experiences deeper penetrations than whatever the fuck we just witnessed here. Seriously, dude was one wrong trajectory away from being featured in one of those JCS videos.

1,653,554 views 08/08/22 Czech Casting Virgins

Manlet VS Swedish Pornstar

Oi vey, a lost little boy with a shaved ass hops on the bang bus to get seduced and humiliated by a porn goddess. She plays with him like he is just her own personal dreidel of lulzy love.

4,301,145 views 02/10/15 Bang Bus Bang Bus Chronicles

"Orb Challenge" Almost Ruptures Cervix

Got one too many (see: 3) emails about this particular wildebeest seen in Unacceptable Devices VIII, so here's the full[er] version for the special kind of miscreant that prefers to end his No Nutting November with some class.

537,424 views 12/11/23 Insertions

The Accidental Anal Compilation

Not much is worse (or funnier) than an unexpected penis bashing some hoer O-ring with little forewarning or lube. Ideally, zero forewarning and zero lubes.

6,245,899 views 04/09/17 Wrong Holes

The Loneliest Mother Fucker on Pornhub

Hello, FBI? Yeah, this guy right here.

880,206 views 12/13/21 Virgins

The Caught Compilation 10

If your social skank score is measured by the amount of times your bare ass has been caught on CCTV, I'd say these highway hoebags are sitting somewhere between "Code Orange" and "Threat to Society" Now, DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE YOU GO

1,985,301 views 09/20/21 Caught Compilations

Gimmie Yo Numba

Enter the strange world of MyFreeCams. Where ~~internet prostitutes~~ webcam models do weird shit for cyber money, like sexually teasing the local pizza delivery guy. What could go wrong?

3,554,265 views 01/12/15 MyFreeCams Camwhores

Intergalactic Virgin Finally Has Sex

If you're one of the lucky ones that isn't polluted by the shear amount of shit on TikTok and/or Instagram, let me introduce you to [BabyAlien111]. A 23 year old virgin that has been g(r)ifted a life changing experience by [Ari Alectra]. You can buy the full video [HERE].

1,612,255 views 09/21/23 Virgins

The Ratchet Compilation [2]

Another edition featuring triflin' ass hoes, hood rats of all kinds and a singing crack head with erectile problems. They call him Uncle Jim and he can do any unskilled miscellaneous task for the low-low.

2,692,226 views 07/20/14 LULZ

Mom Watches Daughters Blowjob Audition

This is pretty fucked up... and awesome! Mom is so supportive of her pornstar daughter, I'm surprised she didn't bring everyone snacks.

7,213,781 views 11/29/14 Amateur Allure Favorites