Lost My Virginity To A Pornstar

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He came packing a mullet, social-awkwardness and the bodytype/skintone of a marsh mellow with prescription glasses. But that day back in 1998, he was a God for 10 minutes at a gentleman's club in Arkansas.

Uploaded 10/20/13 LULZ

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