Allergic Reaction

Allergic Reaction

Uploaded 06/09/15

REAL TEACHER? Not In 2025

What happens when modern technology moves too quickly for humans to predict the next catastrophe? Porn. The answer is and always will be porn. Today's flavor is what might as well be an alpha version of Skynet attempting to end human population via suicidal gooning. We're fucked.

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