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Almost Perfect

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Uploaded Apr 1, 2013

She has the face/titties of an angel. Clearly knows her way around a ROSS dress-4-less too. Seldom do I say it but this girl is a cunt hair away from being worthy of a Black Angus prix fixe dinner on my dime. Unfortunately though, she has a clitoris like Adrian Brody has a nose.

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WTF! That's gonna hurt!

Fullfill your deepest fantasies with this ultra-realistic gameplay. Customize your dream girl and fuck her until she begs you to stop.

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Exorcist-style eye movements @ the 3:30 mark. Manual stimulation overload @ 4:20, girl nearly collapses. Epileptic seizure finale begins at 5:00. Probably fake, but this one's not: Priceless O-Face.

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MICRO ASIAN, HUGE DICK

Japanese girl destroys both physics & my expectations of all sub-97 lb females at the same time. I officially want to be the first American to lend our "Home of the Brave" slogan out to East Asia. Azumi just earned it.

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"Hey, stop fucking my daughter!"

Intrusion @ 10:05. And whats our guys reaction? Going Wayne & Garth on his ashamed costar. Don't feel too bad as I just beat off to the 8 seconds of your howler monkey mother.

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Lunatic Rage Quits Reddit

One of few videos left in the wake of the walking disaster known as JewDank. A degenerate adventure filled with drugs, deception and calling out girls that fuck their dogs. Catch up on the full history HERE. Fap again HERE.