Her Pussy Needs Stitches!

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Cocks like this ought to be illegal, punishable by castration. Anything above 13 inches has got to go. They'll poke your eye out, prolapse your ass and leave with you a cocktail of STD's.

Uploaded 09/30/08 Bizarre

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