Probably the Most Dangerous Sex Tape Ever Made


Commit to a blind date on any given Thursday in the state of Florida, and I'd say you got about a 98% chance of matching up with a person that dispenses more threatening fluids than a Mountain Dew vending machine. And today my friends, you're gonna learn that the hard way.

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