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Don't Cum On Me Motherfucker

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Uploaded May 8, 2009

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I wonder what that must feel like... to defend yourself from a physical assault as you're in the middle of ejaculating. I'd sue the bitch - 50k in punitive damages for an orgasm ruined. No one fucks up my fap session and gets away with it for free.

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"HURRY UP, THAT HURTS!"

"HURRY UP, THAT HURTS!"

He bum rushes, she leaps away: a move this pro saw comin. He returns fire with a full-body thrust & hits the bottom of her gas tank. Reality sets in at 2:38 when she realizes she won the battle, but lost the war HAHA

61,603 07.20.19 PainalTube Painal

MOM - WTF ARE YOU DOING?

MOM - WTF ARE YOU DOING?

For fuck sakes Japan. Not even a South Vietnamese psychiatrist could Ctrl+Alt+Del the mental imagery of this situation. Insane body though. I dub you craziest MILF I'd drag my dick through glass for.

120,736 07.13.19 ML Asians

Immediately Regrets BBC Cuckold

Immediately Regrets BBC Cuckold

Twice the girth, and triple the length of anything she's had in the past. Most girls would fear for their lives... but her? I'll let the aneurysm speak for itself.

60,038 07.10.19 DT LULZ

Why Porn isn't Filmed in Colleges Anymore

Why Porn isn't Filmed in Colleges Anymore

A classic trend that's no longer viable. Why? Pay close attention, and you'll notice these are professionals blending in with real university students. 2 secs of labia flashing sending the Betacuck Frat House off the fucking deep end gives it away.

93,780 07.04.19 YouPorn LULZ

Unacceptable Public Affection

Unacceptable Public Affection

Most erections won't survive the last video but trust me - it's better in the beginning. Not "season 4 into season 5" Game of Thrones better. More like final episode "thank fuck this is over, I need to shower this stink off me" better.

140,874 06.28.19 ML Public

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