Anal Sex Gone Wrong

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Uploaded May 12, 2007

This dude gets some poop on his dick while fuckin a black chick in the ass. Next time use a condom! SOURCE.

Making New Friends FAIL

Making New Friends FAIL

Exhibitionist couple get increasingly annoyed after being spotted by a deviant with the social skills of a closet Anime collector. It's akin to casting Clint Eastwood on an Iron Chef episode about anti-Semitic meatloaf recipes. Some things you just can't pull off, no matter how big your dick is.

318,828 07.15.16 Twist Fail
ORGASM OVERLOAD

ORGASM OVERLOAD

This is called 'if i act like i'm having an aneurysm, i'll make more money' syndrome. It happens when girls see a drop in token gratuity so they set their vibrators to 11 and let the brain damage begin. But today, a breaking point was reached LOL.

390,864 07.06.16 Anonymous Camwhores
Pizza Guy Goes For the Clit

Pizza Guy Goes For the Clit

It's all shits and tips until you get a 40-year-old Little Ceaser's employee a colossal erection. He was offered a peek, he went for the soggy box instead. Some label him a sexual predator - I prefer the moniker "pick up artist".

396,602 06.28.16 Anonymous Pizza
Girlfriend today, Wife tomorrow

Girlfriend today, Wife tomorrow

Esophogous mericlessly smashed at the hands of someone channeling their inner Nacho Vidal. Likely won't be able to eat solids for a week. No, this isn't my review of Holly Holm/Misha Tate. It's webster's officially definition of a 'mother fuckin KEEPER'.

135,959 06.25.16 DP
Dude Upstages Limp Dick Friend

Dude Upstages Limp Dick Friend

1 man does in 90 seconds what his wingman couldn't dream of with a cock ring and 2 handfuls of cocaine. Ferrari fast and lungs-deep. Check out 2:58. His look says "hurry up shit weasel, Game of Thrones is on in 5 min".

34,492 06.23.16 DP LULZ