Dude stops by the cleaners to have this pants tailored. As she takes measurements from behind, he whips out his wienerschnitzel and starts beating off. The woman is completely oblivious. Even after he soils her carpeted floor with his man chowder, she doesn't have a single fuckin clue. Props!
All you fukr's are awesome! Thanks for the emails, tips, submissions, everything. Love all the support from you crazy assholes. If you have the balls to weird out your friends and relatives, follow the twitter and shit, if not we understand. lol
When your penis just can't get the job done, you gotta resort to other body parts. The fist is the limb of choice for most of those big-pussied sluts, but of course there's always gonna be some with even more demanding needs. In this video the guy uses his foot, but keep in mind you can always skull fuck them too. Just shave your head 1st for the sake of hygiene.