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How To Become A Pornstar

Careful! Rough sex is now the standard in the adult industry. A lengthy career in porn will cost you a prolapsed rectum, torn vagina and a shitload of STD's. I'd stick to becoming a doctor if I was you.

06/06/08 Parody

Extraterrestrial Orgy

I decided to post that last bit of the ET sextape. Elliot is probably fapping to this right now, I know I am. See more alien porn HERE and HERE.

06/04/08 Parody

Unwanted Threesome

When this black guy was propositioned to fuck another mans wife, I don't think he knew that the husband himself planned on joining in. Pay close attention to the black dudes expression at the 30 second mark. He don't look too comfortable!

05/29/08 LULZ

Not In My Pooper

Initially she makes it pretty clear that she doesn't want anything in her ass. But our hero Johnny Cock Rocket uses the powers of persuasion and before you know it he's making sweet love to her festering cornhole. Not exactly fap worthy but if you're like me you'll fap anyway.

05/27/08 Amateur

Kicked While Masturbating

This woman comes up with the genius idea to masturbate under a horse. But the horse isn't cool with that so it kicks her in the back and tells her to GTFO.

05/13/08 Fail

Sex With A Cannibal

That's right, this chick flies to Africa and fucks a member of a cannibalistic tribe. Fake? Probably, although those AK-47's look relatively real. The amount of effort the Japanese put into their pornos never fails to amaze me.

05/12/08 Asians

How To Eat Pussy

Fuck, I remember downloading this video off of Napster back in 1999. It taught me the pussy eating skills that I have today and is directly responsible for dozens of sexually satisfied BBW's worldwide.

05/06/08 Orgasms

Orgasm Morphs Woman Into Beast

That man is lucky to be alive. She damn near bit his head off. I'll bet you anything she's related to this lady.

04/22/08 Orgasms

How To Make A Girl Cum

If your penis is insufficient, watch this video and learn how to give a girl an orgasm so big that she'll giiggle like school girl and love you forever. This would be quite a change for me, most girls just spit in my face after sex. They just can't seem to appreciate ass 2 mouth.

04/19/08 Orgasms

Girl Gives Birth To 14 Inch Dildo

This girl shits a massive dildo out of her pussy with no effort at all. If I keep posting shit like this people are gonna think I have a fetish for loose pussy haha.

03/04/08 Insertions

She Looks Really Bored

Probally cause his penis is only 2 inches. His red booty shorts suit his homosexuality perfectly.

02/15/08 LULZ

Amputee Sextape

It could be worse, she could've lost both arms.

02/02/08 Amputee

Southern Gal Loves Butt Sex

And her husband definitely loves giving it to her. Unfortunately the dialogue is a total boner killer.

10/29/07 Amateur

Spasmodic Orgasmus

I like to believe this has less to do with his cock and more to do with her vagina. Some girls are just extremely sensitive down there, and I think that even a 3 inch pecker such as my own could produce the same results. Don't pity me for having hope.

Crazy Strip Club Sex

For a dollar you can eat out a stripper. For 5 more you can fuck her silly. The HIV is free :P

07/27/07 Strippers

Wife Encouraged To Cheat

A husband paid some people to make a sextape of his wife getting fucked by a huge black man.

07/24/07 Amateur

E.T. Alien Sex 2

E.T. is back and this time around she gets fucked silly by a man. I hope she doesn't get pregnant!

06/04/07 Parody

E.T. Alien Sex 1

All things considered, E.T's pussy don't look that bad. If you had the chance, would you fuck her?

06/03/07 Parody

The 24 Incher

I know they say black guys have big dicks but this is kind of exessive. That thing is like 2 feet long!

05/29/07 Bizarre

Anal Sex Gone Wrong

This dude gets some poop on his dick while fuckin a black chick in the ass. Next time use a condom!

05/12/07 Fail
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