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I Got A Husband

From the bowels of world star hip hop comes a little gem that's straight outta Compton! Staring a wild wildebeest that has been caught fellating a local hoodlum in the middle of the street. Some real ratchet shit yo!

3,132,224 views 02/28/15 Amateur

Let The Games Begin

147,587 views 02/25/15

DID U HAZ FUN

Lispy the 'racist camera man' teaches us a new word and turns an anal scene into a hilarious cluster fuck. The music is a piece by Mozart and the title translates to "lick my ass"; seemed fitting.

3,036,959 views 02/23/15 Prolapse

Porn Star Goes Ballistic on Modern Feminists

Mercedes Carrera is hot and sucks a mean dick, but she's about to drop a big ass fuckin truth bomb on the problem with feminists, gamergate and all that shit.

2,081,359 views 02/15/15 Camwhores

Splatters The Clown

236,382 views 02/14/15

The Caught Compilation 1

This piece highlights some cases of shoulda locked the fucking door but I'm thinking with my genitals and other hilarious cases of people getting busted.

10,917,987 views 02/14/15 Caught Compilations

Manlet VS Swedish Pornstar

Oi vey, a lost little boy with a shaved ass hops on the bang bus to get seduced and humiliated by a porn goddess. She plays with him like he is just her own personal dreidel of lulzy love.

4,479,899 views 02/10/15 Bang Bus Bang Bus Chronicles

Horribly Catchy Musical Pornography

In Russia, a fake farm equipped with disco lights and some thot lip syncing catchy dance music while fucking for 20 minutes is quality porn. I'm not totally convinced, but the song does have a 'pavlov's dog' effect on my boner now.

2,485,958 views 02/05/15 LULZ

Tits Of The Year

205,709 views 02/03/15

'Original P'

Back in the mid 1900's, she was Italy's "Original Pornstar". Today she's senile, decrepit and probably doesn't even know whats going on but someone let her out the nursing home for one last porno shoot.

4,289,681 views 01/30/15 Bizarre

The Superman

140,666 views 01/28/15 LULZ

Get Out The Way

157,139 views 01/23/15

Hilarious Oral Sex Fail

College level alcoholism and risk seeking behavior has led them to a ratchet motel, wasted off vodka red bulls and making a quick $100 each. Shouldn't be any surprise that these girls never did porn again.

3,273,464 views 01/23/15 NebraskaCoeds Fail

Gimmie Yo Numba

Enter the strange world of MyFreeCams. Where internet prostitutes webcam models do weird shit for cyber money, like sexually teasing the local pizza delivery guy. What could go wrong?

3,655,130 views 01/12/15 MyFreeCams Camwhores

How I Made Mom and Sis My Sex Slaves

Introducing one of the most ridiculous porn scenes I have ever seen. A man gains the power to make anyone into a magical submissive sex slave and he uses it on his mother and sister. What in the actual fuck?

4,678,261 views 01/08/15 Bare Back Studios LULZ

18 Year Old Manlet VS Pornstar

An awkward 120 LB man-child thinks he has what it takes to make his porn debut with a pornstar that can't math. But even with the deer in headlights look in his eyes, he somehow pulls off the incredible.

12,282,314 views 01/02/15 Bang Bus Bang Bus Chronicles

Attack Of The Dildos

133,635 views 01/01/15 LULZ

The Return of the Giggliest Girl in Porn

She started with some nude modeling, went straight into 10+ guy glory hole sessions and then promptly disa-fuckin-peared. What ever happened to our beloved Claire? [Original Video]

2,875,094 views 12/27/14 Gloryhole Swallow Gloryhole

24 Inches All The Way

105,434 views 12/26/14

The Legend of Saint Petersburg

Congratz! Local Russian folklore states that if you are visited by the naked battle gypsy of St. Pete you will be forever blessed by good fortune. Don't look directly at her vagina though, or they say she'll curse you with impotence.

1,311,540 views 12/18/14 Exhibition
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