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The Best of Public Fappers 2

Here it is. Round 2 in what is arguably the most offensive thing you can do in public besides mothershipping the handicap stall at Baskin Robbins. But unlike those shit gremlins - these titans of societal norms actually film the entire thing.

3,794,525 views 01/24/20 Public

The 5 Most Awful Scenes of 2020

Guys coming up short, Increasing Japan's tourism, Why not to go organic, Offending white college students and Incredible acts of self-reliance. This compilation covers more bases than Harvey Weinstein during a 3-day trip to the Bahamas.

1,975,491 views 01/17/20 LULZ

Some Girls Just Hate Their Tits

160,298 views 01/13/20

The Service Here Is Great

163,289 views 01/10/20 Crazy

Bad Glory Hole Etiquette

7 samples into a hot dog warming party goes horribly wrong when one rogue cowboy says fuck all to the rules and slings his gentleman juice around like he's in the handicap stall at Country Buffet. The result is a crash course on Plan-B and why IQ tests need to be mandatory in porn. [More Here]

2,881,778 views 01/05/20 Gloryhole Swallow Gloryhole

Awkward Moments in Porn 8

A special "BRUH" moment for clip #4. I honestly haven't seen a woman that concerned since I test ran the floor units in Home Depot's toilet bowl section after White Castle started selling their burgers by the hundreds. Let's just say I'm not allowed to improve my house again until 2027. TAKE IT AWAY CORPSEGRINDER.

3,012,503 views 12/28/19 Awkward Moments In Porn

Deck The Halls

139,405 views 12/24/19 Jules Jordan LULZ

Hooker of the Year 2019

Poor prosti gets sandbagged by a local gentleman who's only sexual experience involves Walmart's checkout line & Colt 45. But apparently her dugout is built for the major leagues, cause despite his John McLane ingenuity... she still walks away with a smile. Fucking amazing.

3,182,764 views 12/16/19 Hookers

The Green Bikini

My gut tells me the chances of a normal human being attempting this is right up there with Joy Behar being medicated during business hours. But I do find the authentic pleasure she has when making foot-to-vulva contact kind of endearing.

1,704,410 views 12/10/19 Queen Snake WTF

The Caught Compilation 7

Here it is: The grand finale in a long line of degenerates who value their integrity less than that chicken sandwich everyone is getting german suplexed over. Especially the last clip. I haven't seen determination like that since the Epstein Didn't Kill Himself meme.

3,895,707 views 12/04/19 Caught Compilations

The Legend of the Golden Condom

This is a look into a pagan sex cult turned rock band called "RockBitch". A sex commune living in a monastery that created a music and stage show that's kinda like a feminist rage against the machine meets an all out orgy. More Info HERE.

2,094,283 views 11/27/19 Documentary

Dying for the Pussy

Anyone know what Twitch girl he moderates for?

1,522,497 views 11/21/19 Asians

Quitting is Not an Option

I've seen this configuration before. Okinawa birth certificate, Chevy-Silverado endurance. I'd refer to Alexa for a proper translation, but Amazon hasn't released the Aspergers DLC yet so you're just gonna have to fill in the blanks yourselves, compadres.

2,306,711 views 11/16/19 Asians

At Least It Wasn't In The Bus

178,673 views 11/14/19

The Biggest Crybaby on Chaturbate

My tenure in pornography has made witness to a lot of hopeless girls doing a lot of hopeless shit just to keep their Tampax bills paid. But essentially giving your fellow camstitutes the green light to cry their way to Efukt superstardom? That's a level of loyalty I didn't even know I wanted.

1,666,911 views 11/12/19 Chaturbate Camwhores

And The Oscar Goes To

159,854 views 11/08/19 LULZ
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