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Bargain Bob's One Minute Clinic

Bob is the type of dude that wears gas station sunglasses indoors and shouts "WOOOO" when excited. Bob has also finally gathered the $315 necessary to fulfill a life long fantasy of his, AKA "The Most Fail Interracial Porn In History".

2,517,671 views 03/31/15 LULZ

Tricking Guys Into Smelling Cunt Slime

Meet "WhitneyWisconsin". She is an attention whore in addition to an actual whore, and thinks that this borderline felonious shit is funny. Check her out before she becomes incarcerated... or self-aware.

3,254,059 views 03/25/15 Public

Almost Fooled Me

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110,843 views 03/09/15

Shit White People Do

The real reason caucasian people have trouble getting a job is because they all started drug testing, and the only white recreational activities left are substance abuse, incest, patriotism, fords and watching millionaire black's play school yard games.

3,274,626 views 03/03/15 Bizarre

The Caught Compilation 1

This piece highlights some cases of shoulda locked the fucking door but I'm thinking with my genitals and other hilarious cases of people getting busted.

10,939,887 views 02/14/15 Caught Compilations

Manlet VS Swedish Pornstar

Oi vey, a lost little boy with a shaved ass hops on the bang bus to get seduced and humiliated by a porn goddess. She plays with him like he is just her own personal dreidel of lulzy love.

4,497,956 views 02/10/15 Bang Bus Bang Bus Chronicles

Hilarious Oral Sex Fail

College level alcoholism and risk seeking behavior has led them to a ratchet motel, wasted off vodka red bulls and making a quick $100 each. Shouldn't be any surprise that these girls never did porn again.

3,280,254 views 01/23/15 NebraskaCoeds Fail

The Return of the Giggliest Girl in Porn

She started with some nude modeling, went straight into 10+ guy glory hole sessions and then promptly disa-fuckin-peared. What ever happened to our beloved Claire? [Original Video]

2,884,191 views 12/27/14 Gloryhole Swallow Gloryhole

She Loves Her Teddy

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110,860 views 12/26/14

The Legend of Saint Petersburg

Congratz! Local Russian folklore states that if you are visited by the naked battle gypsy of St. Pete you will be forever blessed by good fortune. Don't look directly at her vagina though, or they say she'll curse you with impotence.

1,316,740 views 12/18/14 Exhibition

The Obliteration of Female Genitalia

This little work of art is the accumulation of a pretty teen getting butt fucked and throated, set to music.

3,627,293 views 11/17/14 EvilAngel Teen

The Emotional Limits of Pornstars

If you look closely you can see the very moment they realize that getting slapped around, tortured, humiliated and/or face fucked just isn't as much fun as it sounded when they signed up.

2,967,822 views 10/18/14 LULZ

Porn Scenes Worthy of an Oscar 4

If you've ever powered through Fred Durst's 2019 classic "The Fanatic" then nothing will seem out of place. For the other 99.999% of the population: Prepare to be subjected to the kind of cringe Saturday Night Live has been filling their diaper with for the past 2 decades. And tits.

2,365,123 views 10/06/14 Porn Scenes Worthy of an Oscar

Caught Fapping at the Library

Remember the public library? They used to be the go-to place for over-achievers and students. Today, libraries are only frequented by the homeless and cam-whores. Because, you know, free internet.

3,243,031 views 09/11/14 MyFreeCams Camwhores

Bum Wants A BJ Too

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117,676 views 08/06/14

Her First Squirt

A heart warming moment when a pretty cam slut, who happens to sound like MadTV's Stuart, drops jaw and flips her shit when she unexpectedly squirts for the first time in her life.

3,346,896 views 07/30/14 MyFreeCams Camwhores

The Absurdity of Japanese Pornography 3

More insanity from the porno-terrorists known as the Japanese. Screen caps and shitty clips of this have floated around the net for years but I finally got a full HD copy.

2,724,885 views 07/08/14 JAVHD The Absurdity of Japanese Pornography

This Guy Told Me To Go Fuck Myself

I think this could be the downtrodden, meth-addicted little brother of the Reading Rainbow guy. They call him Black Salami and he's going to show us things.

3,714,734 views 05/30/14 WTF

Awkward Moments In Porn 3

"Fuck me in the ass based god", reluctantly said the state puff marshmallow woman, as he thrusted his black penis deeper into her gooey marsh-mallowy hole.

4,557,082 views 05/16/14 Awkward Moments In Porn

BUT DADDY IT HURTS!

Backpage's finest goes by "daddy's baby anal queen" and she aspires for greatness via her butthole. The only problem is she hates anal and her possibly worm-infested colon is so tight, it's like trying to fit an elephant in a Safeway bag.

3,305,294 views 03/26/14 Broke Model LULZ
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