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The Biggest Whore In History

For a hooker/pornstar, she honestly seems like one of the nicest people ever. Even if her butthole looks like the queen alien from "Starship Troopers" and possibly carries multiple strains of the same venereal diseases.

02/16/14 Ava Devine Hookers

The Worst Tits in Porn

Flat-chested girls everywhere rejoice because there's worse things in life than having no tits. You could have weird tits and add implants, leaving you with gigantic weird sideshow tits. And back problems.

12/13/13 LULZ

MORE EFUKT FANS

Thank you to all our fans. Like eFukt? Got tits? You know the drill.

09/24/13 Gallery

This Is Bad... Very Very Bad

I like how she gets a little self conscious towards the end and uses her arm to cover up, effectively sheilding dozens of innocent bystanders from her own monstrosity. Courteous, insecure and 6% Elephant Man. God bless you.

11/09/11 Bizarre

EFUKT FANS

Like eFukt? Got tits? You know what to do. Send em HERE.

04/06/11 Gallery

38 Years Without Ejaculation

In retrospect, "I Make It Rain" by Lil Wayne would've been a more appropriate soundtrack... but I think you get the idea. Check out more epic ballsack videos @ monsterballs.com.

10/18/10 Bizarre

Frankentits

E.T. died and has been reincarnated as a woman. Her tits double as antennas.

09/22/10

Death By Titties

This is Busty Heart. She's got 40 pound titties that sag to the knees - most likely the product of strategically self-induced elephantitis. Fun bags of this caliber aren't taken lightly. One poor fuck literally croaked after catching a look at her knockers. LOL.

04/01/10 LULZ

Somalis Gone Wild

When you flash your tits in Africa, you don't get beads. Just AIDS.

08/12/09

Tits From Hell

God does not love you.

04/29/09

Zombie Tits

I suppose titty fucking is out of the question?

02/10/09

The Dumbest Sex Device Ever Built

That doesn't even look too fun. Her tits look like tomatoes on the verge of exploding. I never realized breasts were so durable. Not only do they come in handy for whatever the fuck you'd call this shit, but they also serve as excellent punching bags. They're multipurpose, unlike my penis.

12/28/08 Bizarre

Who Needs Big Tits?

Perhaps she doesn't. But what she does need is a paper bag. Guess where I want her to put it?

12/18/08

The Inner Demon

The first thing that came to mind was the chest burster scene from Alien. The second thing that came to mind was the giant worm-like monsters from Tremors. You see where I'm going with this? Put those two together and you have what this woman's asshole looks like. Swear to fuck I saw some teeth.

12/01/08 Prolapse

Watchin Mom Flash Her Tits

Hey lady - next time you're gonna let a bunch of honry drunk men grope your stank pussy, try to make sure your family isn't around!

01/15/08 Groped
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