Masturbation Fail

Masturbation Fail

I hear that locking the door is a pretty efficient away of gaining privacy. Might wanna try that out sometime ya dumb bitch.

2,852,503 01.23.10 Suey Busted!
Masturbation

Masturbation

173,156 08.15.17 TG WTF
Did I Just Do Anal.... IDK

Did I Just Do Anal.... IDK

There's only 2 people in the world that cant tell when they're being anally penetrated. Stephen Hawking.. and this girl. She's 19, anti masturbation and dumber than a Billy Goat crossbred with Tila Tequila. She also wants to be a pornstar. God bless. Download the full thing HERE.

4,781,494 06.08.11 John Jones Porn Bloopers
The CAUGHT Compilation [2018]

The CAUGHT Compilation [2018]

Admittedly these are all pretty standard 'i drank 2 entire Coronas on spring break and had sex with a house plant' plot lines... but dude in the last clip has some explaining to do. Like, this is why I have to wear diapers at 27-years-old kind of explaining. PARTS 1 - 2 - 3

2,711,571 06.25.18 Anonymous Busted!
The Sneakiest Mom on Pornhub

The Sneakiest Mom on Pornhub

If only she put this amount of effort into bribing a dean to get Suzie to the top of her class, she wouldn't have to resort to flashing gash next to the all-wheel drive hybrids. Consider it a selling point... like combining hand moisturizer and the new Aladdin soundtrack. GET 'ER DUN.

2,023,838 03.16.19 TG WTF
UNFORGIVABLE

UNFORGIVABLE

Offensive? Repulsive? Abhorrent? How about all of the above. Not one sign of shame either. And when you realize exactly what's going on here, you'll be on the Amtrak to hell too. First class.

1,418,593 02.23.19 Anonymous Big Dicks
The 2 Million Scoville Orgasm

The 2 Million Scoville Orgasm

Monetizing your vagina only has a few rules: Minimal trips to Home Depot, and keep the clitoris away from all things with the name "Husqvarna" on them. Not a hard list, but this MFC alumni decides to test fate another way, resulting in a semi-rage quit. GGNORE. [FULL VIDEO] [MORE]

1,237,042 05.14.19 Arwen Camwhores
Britain's Educational TV is Insane

Britain's Educational TV is Insane

There's a thin line between getting your PhD with a doctorate in biology, and reprising your role as JUDGE FUCKING DOOM in the x-rated Roger Rabbit reboot. Where the line lies, I don't really know... but I'm pretty damn sure masturbation is no longer an option this week. [More Info Here]

977,330 07.19.18 StarPhish TV
Jack the Ripper

Jack the Ripper

Some men need oral stimulation to get off. Others, a $20 shopping spree at Buffalo Wild Wings. And then there's this Vlad the Impaler lookin' mother fucker who needs nothing more than basic silverware to send his himself over the big-O rainbow. Hint: May be better enjoyed while listening to this classic piece.

610,025 03.12.19 Anonymous Emo
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