Masturbation Fail

Masturbation Fail

I hear that locking the door is a pretty efficient away of gaining privacy. Might wanna try that out sometime ya dumb bitch.

2,821,426 01.23.10 Suey Busted!
Masturbation

Masturbation

159,403 08.15.17 TG WTF
Did I Just Do Anal.... IDK

Did I Just Do Anal.... IDK

There's only 2 people in the world that cant tell when they're being anally penetrated. Stephen Hawking.. and this girl. She's 19, anti masturbation and dumber than a Billy Goat crossbred with Tila Tequila. She also wants to be a pornstar. God bless. Download the full thing HERE.

4,702,465 06.08.11 John Jones Porn Bloopers
The CAUGHT Compilation [2018]

The CAUGHT Compilation [2018]

Admittedly these are all pretty standard 'i drank 2 entire Coronas on spring break and had sex with a house plant' plot lines... but dude in the last clip has some explaining to do. Like, this is why I have to wear diapers at 27-years-old kind of explaining. PARTS 1 - 2 - 3

2,501,259 06.25.18 Anonymous Busted!
Britain's Educational TV is Insane

Britain's Educational TV is Insane

There's a thin line between getting your PhD with a doctorate in biology, and reprising your role as JUDGE FUCKING DOOM in the x-rated Roger Rabbit reboot. Where the line lies, I don't really know... but I'm pretty damn sure masturbation is no longer an option this week. [More Info Here]

916,862 07.19.18 StarPhish TV
UNFORGIVABLE

UNFORGIVABLE

Offensive? Repulsive? Abhorrent? How about all of the above. Not one sign of shame either. And when you realize exactly what's going on here, you'll be on the Amtrak to hell too. First class.

865,553 02.23.19 Anonymous Big Dicks
The Sneakiest Mom on Pornhub

The Sneakiest Mom on Pornhub

If only she put this amount of effort into bribing a dean to get Suzie to the top of her class, she wouldn't have to resort to flashing gash next to the all-wheel drive hybrids. Consider it a selling point... like combining hand moisturizer and the new Aladdin soundtrack. GET 'ER DUN.

761,808 03.16.19 TG WTF
Jack the Ripper

Jack the Ripper

Some men need oral stimulation to get off. Others, a $20 shopping spree at Buffalo Wild Wings. And then there's this Vlad the Impaler lookin' mother fucker who needs nothing more than basic silverware to send his himself over the big-O rainbow. Hint: May be better enjoyed while listening to this classic piece.

252,083 03.12.19 Anonymous Emo
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