WARNING: Contents Under Pressure

WARNING: Contents Under Pressure

Undoubtedly the most erotic thing I've seen since responding to an OKCupid message from a girl named The Violator. Results were similar if you replace 'cumshot' with 'Hellmans Tartar Sauce'. And 'private affair' with 'Burger King during rush hour'. [ FULL SCENE ]

1,855,191 11.22.17 ghawd Orgasms
Pornstar OD's on Set

Pornstar OD's on Set

Ever wonder how these girls are able to accommodate penises large enough to legally require airbags? HINT: They take painkillers. Lots of 'em. And I'm not talking about the kind that leave you looking like the cover of Alison Arngrim's “Heeere's Amy". (look it up) [FULL SCENE HERE]

1,705,059 09.02.17 EF Drugs
The Ole' Switcharoony

The Ole' Switcharoony

She's got a secret. And it's not her immigration status. [Full Scene: HERE]

1,435,945 08.28.17 Anonymous Traps
Japanese Porn Is FUCKING CRAZY

Japanese Porn Is FUCKING CRAZY

You know you're in the golden age of porn when someone consults Michael Bay for their scene. Too bad the novelty of implied homicide wears off pretty quick when you have to multitask cumshots with Die Hard 1. More yippee ki-yay mother fuckin eggroll hijinx [HERE] [SONG]

1,718,422 08.05.17 Anonymous Asians
Stronger than Viagra

Stronger than Viagra

Found this gem in the Italian film "Capodanno in Casa Curiello", which roughly translates to "New Years at Grandpa's House". Think combining the gothic undertones of The Adam's Family with the threatening erections of Boogie Nights wouldn't work? You thought wrong faggit. Full Scene.

883,882 07.17.17 Mati Seniors
Cringiest Porn Scenes Ever Attempted

Cringiest Porn Scenes Ever Attempted

These awful pornographic gems were all attempted with eroticism as a goal. I.E. People were somehow meant to masturbate to this shit, but what these clips lack in fap value they make up for with lulz. [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7]

2,033,735 05.23.17 Anonymous LULZ
Wannabe Swinger Gets Cucked Instead

Wannabe Swinger Gets Cucked Instead

Darrell spent a year talking his wife Nikki into giving swinging a shot. She finally gives in and it does not go to plan. To add insult to injury, the whole humiliating ordeal is captured forever in some shitty pseudo-documentary.

2,565,533 03.22.17 Anonymous Cuckold
Wheelchair Bobby Inseminates Goth Prostitute

Wheelchair Bobby Inseminates Goth Prostitute

Watch as emo Helga Pataki dirty talks Jimmy Noodle Legs during a hot coitus session. Turns out Jenny from Forest Gump isn't the only suicidal slut down for banging immobilized mental midgets. Full Scene.

1,205,558 11.23.16 Andi Bizarre
She Quit Porn After This!

She Quit Porn After This!

A near senile senior citizen has the best day of his life at the expense of aspiring pornstar "Jane Doe", who realizes somewhere after the 2:00 mark, that porn just isn't for her and was never seen again. [SCENE / SONG]

2,091,225 11.09.16 TG LULZ
Sexy Triple Amputee Needs Money

Sexy Triple Amputee Needs Money

She can't finger or fist herself but this hot little monopod is making some extra cash nubbing at her vagina for tokens. FAP FAP FAPx∞² [Moar Cam Hoers: HERE] [Slut Song: HERE] [Broken Song: HERE]

1,715,223 10.25.16 Strothy Camwhores
The Skank Tank

The Skank Tank

Psychotically perverted Japanese porno directors have constructed a gigantic fish tank made for sexually tormenting cute teenagers. [Full Scene: HERE and Song: HERE]

1,649,364 10.21.16 TG Asians
18 Year Old Suffers O-Ring Blowout

18 Year Old Suffers O-Ring Blowout

Don't worry, in a few days she'll be sitting and shitting normally. Just gotta put some icy-hot on her hurt butt and eat a lot of fiber. No worries. [FULL SCENE] [SONG]

3,910,156 08.28.16 Duran Painal
The Brutal Cumpilation

The Brutal Cumpilation

Featuring cum shots of rage, bellowing whimpers and angry mongoloid orgasms so intense they could dismantle your soul with their gooey brutal essence.

3,440,160 08.04.16 Various Orgasms
Hungarian Thot Gets Taught

Hungarian Thot Gets Taught

Some see this director as romantic and passionate, others see his films as pure degrading and exploitative smut. IDK personally, but watching him shoot a screaming jizz wad into her esophagus is pretty neat. More: HERE.

2,776,696 03.27.16 TG LULZ
Accidental Cum Shot

Accidental Cum Shot

Noob's first and final attempt at porn stardom lands him in a gang bang shoot. He doesn't care, he thinks he's ready for anything... but nothing can prepare you to be a premature ejaculator's innocent bystander. PEW PEW [MOAR]

2,189,109 03.04.16 naggers LULZ
Cute Teen With Hidden Talent

Cute Teen With Hidden Talent

Don't even lie to yourself. This bitch is so hot you wouldn't mind her magical Stretch Armstrong vagina at all. More of her tricky vagina doing other neat vaginal stunts: HERE.

2,661,483 02.17.16 TG LULZ
10 WTF Momentz in Pornography

10 WTF Momentz in Pornography

Twice as many as five porn scenes that leave you with more questions than answers and more confusion than boners. [Full Scenes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10]

4,301,055 02.05.16 Various LULZ
Amateur Fail of The Year

Amateur Fail of The Year

Skanky country girl and dopey hood rat get real nasty. Either she's on her period or she just can't handle "the nigger dick". Either way she's not bothered at all and licks the bloody snickers bar clean. HOTT!

2,993,782 12.09.15 TG Amateur
Nudes via Room Service

Nudes via Room Service

An aryan goddess sexually trolls the hotel bell hop in order to win a "contest" that may or may not even exist. Regardless, Michael Cera is here to help. Although I'm not entirely convinced he's ever done this before.

2,369,964 10.07.15 TG Amateur
Backstage @ Lesbian Bukkake!

Backstage @ Lesbian Bukkake!

Behind the scenes of a classy title like "Lesbian Bukkake #8" isn't anything like you could imagine. Ever wonder what it's like behind the scenes? Probably not, but sometimes these thots fail in epic fashion and it's hilarious. [song]

2,129,382 09.07.15 TG LULZ
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