Cum-Hater vs Gang-Bang

Cum-Hater vs Gang-Bang

Remember that fat crybaby from one of the few episodes of The Maury Show that didn't involve teenagers giving handjobs in exchange for chicken mcnuggets? She had this uncanny ability to make hundreds of bad decisions in a row. Well, it appears she reproduced. [Full Scene] [SONG]

1,022,026 05.09.18 TG Porn Fail
"I Have 2 Vaginas"

"I Have 2 Vaginas"

Sad to see how camscamming has gone from "side gig" to "a race to see who can park a Kia Soul up their twat first". Then again... when your target demographic is people that consider hotdog water a cologne, you gotta be ready to adapt. Consider this bitch the Dave Grohl of CamSoda. [More Camwhores]

1,146,502 04.10.18 vickyvaginas Bizarre
Most Retarded Porn Plots In History

Most Retarded Porn Plots In History

Scenes: [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6]

1,235,095 03.28.18 porno5pirates WTF
WTF Moments In Pornography

WTF Moments In Pornography

Five of the most WTF porn moments we could find. A cum covered slut beating up a midget, the first female cumshot caught on film, Tory Lane's broken brain and an innocent question with a very questionable answer.

1,553,349 03.20.18 geehawed WTF
Midget Bullied Into Impotence

Midget Bullied Into Impotence

The 70's were a special time in history where no one gave a fuck. Smoking in hospitals, untamed pubes, sexually harassing midgets at the workplace, and faking a cum shot with a limp penis and shampoo? No problem. Nothing was sacred. [Full Scene]

871,197 03.04.18 NCruzFan Vintage
Nazi Cuck Porn

Nazi Cuck Porn

I'm not sure what kind of a person scripts a pornography scene about a nazi struck by white guilt and letting a "jungle bunny" fuck his racist wife for reparations... but they deserve an award. [Full Scene]

1,168,228 02.15.18 Nick Digger Funny
Wrong Hole... LIKE A BOSS

Wrong Hole... LIKE A BOSS

Lulu Love gets an unexpected, unwanted invite to a Turkish bike ride. Likely due to this rectal romeo giving more fucks about where his third supper is coming from than what he's aiming at. In other words: he tried to find da wey and it failed beautifully.

1,983,478 01.24.18 TG Wrong Hole
WARNING: Contents Under Pressure

WARNING: Contents Under Pressure

Undoubtedly the most erotic thing I've seen since responding to an OKCupid message from a girl named The Violator. Results were similar if you replace 'cumshot' with 'Hellmans Tartar Sauce'. And 'private affair' with 'Burger King during rush hour'. [ FULL SCENE ]

2,481,737 11.22.17 ghawd Orgasms
Pornstar OD's on Set

Pornstar OD's on Set

Ever wonder how these girls are able to accommodate penises large enough to legally require airbags? HINT: They take painkillers. Lots of 'em. And I'm not talking about the kind that leave you looking like the cover of Alison Arngrim's “Heeere's Amy". (look it up) [FULL SCENE HERE]

1,889,400 09.02.17 EF Drugs
The Ole' Switcharoony

The Ole' Switcharoony

She's got a secret. And it's not her immigration status. [Full Scene: HERE]

1,623,502 08.28.17 Anonymous Traps
Japanese Porn Is FUCKING CRAZY

Japanese Porn Is FUCKING CRAZY

You know you're in the golden age of porn when someone consults Michael Bay for their scene. Too bad the novelty of implied homicide wears off pretty quick when you have to multitask cumshots with Die Hard 1. More yippee ki-yay mother fuckin eggroll hijinx [HERE] [SONG]

1,904,942 08.05.17 Anonymous Asians
Stronger than Viagra

Stronger than Viagra

Found this gem in the Italian film "Capodanno in Casa Curiello", which roughly translates to "New Years at Grandpa's House". Think combining the gothic undertones of The Adam's Family with the threatening erections of Boogie Nights wouldn't work? You thought wrong faggit. Full Scene.

972,629 07.17.17 Mati Seniors
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG... AGAIN

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG... AGAIN

Not since ejaculating to Samuel L Jackson's death scene in Deep Blue Scene have I felt this much cinematographic remorse. They just let his wonder worm flap around without even an attempt at Photoshop. Five more leading roles like this and she'll be ready for Paul Anderson. MORE.

2,362,069 06.03.17 Anonymous Fail
Cringiest Porn Scenes Ever Attempted

Cringiest Porn Scenes Ever Attempted

These awful pornographic gems were all attempted with eroticism as a goal. I.E. People were somehow meant to masturbate to this shit, but what these clips lack in fap value they make up for with lulz. [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7]

2,278,789 05.23.17 Anonymous LULZ
Wannabe Swinger Gets Cucked Instead

Wannabe Swinger Gets Cucked Instead

Darrell spent a year talking his wife Nikki into giving swinging a shot. She finally gives in and it does not go to plan. To add insult to injury, the whole humiliating ordeal is captured forever in some shitty pseudo-documentary.

2,768,727 03.22.17 Anonymous Cuckold
Wheelchair Bobby Inseminates Goth Prostitute

Wheelchair Bobby Inseminates Goth Prostitute

Watch as emo Helga Pataki dirty talks Jimmy Noodle Legs during a hot coitus session. Turns out Jenny from Forest Gump isn't the only suicidal slut down for banging immobilized mental midgets. Full Scene.

1,244,670 11.23.16 Andi Bizarre
She Quit Porn After This!

She Quit Porn After This!

A near senile senior citizen has the best day of his life at the expense of aspiring pornstar "Jane Doe", who realizes somewhere after the 2:00 mark, that porn just isn't for her and was never seen again. [SCENE / SONG]

2,168,629 11.09.16 TG LULZ
Sexy Triple Amputee Needs Money

Sexy Triple Amputee Needs Money

She can't finger or fist herself but this hot little monopod is making some extra cash nubbing at her vagina for tokens. FAP FAP FAPx∞² [Moar Cam Hoers: HERE] [Slut Song: HERE] [Broken Song: HERE]

1,765,724 10.25.16 Strothy Camwhores
The Skank Tank

The Skank Tank

Psychotically perverted Japanese porno directors have constructed a gigantic fish tank made for sexually tormenting cute teenagers. [Full Scene: HERE and Song: HERE]

1,706,184 10.21.16 TG Asians
18 Year Old Suffers O-Ring Blowout

18 Year Old Suffers O-Ring Blowout

Don't worry, in a few days she'll be sitting and shitting normally. Just gotta put some icy-hot on her hurt butt and eat a lot of fiber. No worries. [FULL SCENE] [SONG]

4,051,034 08.28.16 Duran Painal
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