More like 15 second man. I miss the days of being able to blow my load that quick. After years of looking at sick porn, I'm lucky to even get it up.
A retarded freak finally loses his virginity to some skanky blonde. It's eighties porn at it's finest lol.
Have you guys ever seen that old horror movie The Blob? Her pussy is going to eat you alive lolz.
Eighties porn is the best, anything with incestial themes goes down as a classic in my book.
Get a camera, a naked chick, and 300 pounds of cow guts and you got yourself Japanese porn!