Lonely Arab REALLY Wants Free Head

2,296,707 views

Working the graveyard shift usually sucks Golden Retriever dick, but it's not entirely absent of perks. During my tenure at the 24 hour Rite Aid, I enjoyed a 10% increase in pay and unadulterated access to the ice cream station. But as for complimentary blowjobs from tresspassing prostitutes... that one's all up to this smooth talking Apu.

Uploaded 02/19/12 LULZ

The Emotional Limits of Pornstars

If you look closely you can see the very moment they realize that getting slapped around, tortured, humiliated and/or face fucked just isn't as much fun as it sounded when they signed up.

2,833,433 views 10/18/14 LULZ

Perhaps this can be classified as "small wiener compensation". It happens when homebois packing less meat than a vegetarian BBQ get discouraged by their girl's complete lack of excitement. Building a device that scalps your crotch is optional. Oh... you'll see.

1,527,377 views 03/14/22 Ridiculous Orgasms

The Socially Awkward Teenager

When it's a girl's first time doing hardcore porn and she's too nervous on camera to put two syllables together, you get what I imagine to be the closest experience to fucking a corpse you can have without taking a trip to the morgue. Luckily the awkwardness only makes me harder.

5,825,304 views 08/13/13 Teen

Lost My Virginity To A Pornstar

He came packing a mullet, social-awkwardness and the bodytype/skintone of a marsh mellow with prescription glasses. But that day back in 1998, he was a God for 10 minutes at a gentleman's club in Arkansas.

3,486,600 views 10/20/13 LULZ

I DON'T EVEN

I don't have words for this. So instead, I will quote Ian Watkins of the band "lost prophets" and say this is "mega lulz".

2,588,881 views 03/08/15 LULZ

Awkward Moments in Porn 12

Today we're rounding third on a baker's dozens worth of boner-deflating cringe collections so bleak, you'll wonder what the point of sexual intercourse even is anymore. Just load up one of those Choose Your Own Adventure Hentai VR fantasies, and fuck the Hamtaros out of a face-swapped Charizard until you feel alive again.

1,435,029 views 05/16/22 Awkward Moments In Porn

How Pornstars Celebrate Birthdays

Mae Meyers single-~~handedly~~ vaginally sets up her own BLM movement.

1,920,981 views 07/10/17 Dogfart LULZ

Broken Dreams, Broken Buttholes

Compliments aren't my strong point, but I must say... chick in the yellow dress is fucking stunning. I'd readily eat Honey Nut Cherrios out of Philip Seymour Hoffman's crusty asshole just for a chance to hold her hand. Someone Russian please hook it up.

6,148,814 views 08/03/12 Favorites

Warning: Advanced Users ONLY

11 Seconds: That's the average time it takes for one family-sized order of Chang's Orange Chicken to kick flip it's way out of my body and make it's way back to the manure farm. It's also the amount of time it takes the new poster girl for "LOLIDGAF" to get the official Efukt seal of approval. You're welcome.

3,492,491 views 05/26/19 Anal

A LITTLE TOO REAL

6,204 views 04/28/24

Middle-Aged Woman Terrorizes Locals

Were you also gifted the sexual prowess of a polar bear on methamphetamines at birth? Well that only leaves 1 path for you to take in life. So if you share this lady's disposition, consider alternatives to Tinder. I'm thinking Farmersonly, without the farmers. Feel me?

1,429,247 views 01/24/22 Public

The Future of Horse Fucking

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

1,193,690 views 07/28/22 Animo Pron Bizarre