YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG... AGAIN

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Not since ejaculating to Samuel L Jackson's death scene in Deep Blue Scene have I felt this much cinematographic remorse. They just let his wonder worm flap around without even an attempt at Photoshop. Five more leading roles like this and she'll be ready for Paul Anderson.

Uploaded 06/03/17 Fail

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Lost My Virginity To A Pornstar

He came packing a mullet, social-awkwardness and the bodytype/skintone of a marsh mellow with prescription glasses. But that day back in 1998, he was a God for 10 minutes at a gentleman's club in Arkansas.

3,492,721 views 10/20/13 LULZ

Unacceptable Devices IV

The downside to treating your asshole as a source of income? Every time you get done colonizing the dark planet, somebody comes along and insists on outdoing you. I'm talking the kind of miscreant that would mount a Brontosaurus if it meant doubling her OnlyFans subs (4:25 mark). [DISCUSS HERE]

1,860,280 views 09/26/22 Siswet19 Unacceptable Devices

CAMTASTROPHES #11

3:40 is today's highlight. The fact that this behavior generates sustainable income blows my mind. Imagine taking one of those suburban mass shooter interrogation videos and crossbreeding it with Pepto Bismol. Then masturbate with steel wool cause that's the pain I feel watching.

1,323,102 views 01/25/24 CAMTASTROPHES

Gimmie Yo Numba

Enter the strange world of MyFreeCams. Where ~~internet prostitutes~~ webcam models do weird shit for cyber money, like sexually teasing the local pizza delivery guy. What could go wrong?

3,558,876 views 01/12/15 MyFreeCams Camwhores

Newb Gangbang Chick Finally Breaks

Take a girl with some obvious daddy issues, throw her in a room with some pussy hungry guys who are into brutality, and what do you get? A very happy and very sore vagina. I think we should give them weapons for round 2.

4,995,347 views 08/22/13 Kink.com LULZ

"TAKE IT OUT NOW!"

14,181 views 05/16/24

Cucked by a Pornstar

Arnost and his 1 inch mosquito bite take a nosedive into humiliation whilst trying to perform in front of a live studio audience. Sorry friendo, but I think it's best you take that CHUD haircut and make your way back to the subreddit you done crawled up out of.

2,639,234 views 10/11/17 Mea Melone Challenge Fail

Sorry, My Penis is Broken

General Zod experiences performance anxiety.

1,578,005 views 12/23/19 Fail

The Most Eccentric Man on Pornhub

1. gold-phish 2. Speilberg 3. Coppola

1,634,193 views 12/07/18 Big Dicks

10 WTF Momentz in Pornography

Twice as many as five porn scenes that leave you with more questions than answers and more confusion than boners.

6,151,413 views 02/05/16 Favorites

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

Here's some wisdom I picked up while watching an infomercial for Tony Little's Gazelle Sprintmaster - always maintain good form. Sloppy form is how people get Christopher Reeve'ed. Don't think the same is applicable to sucking dick? Neither did she.

3,446,475 views 03/15/12 EvilAngel Fail

Turtling While 69'ing LOLOLOL

Pug-faced Hispanic drinks herself so numb she doesn't even notice when last night's chimichanga is hanging halfway out her asshole. Her laugh is as bad as her hygiene. Sounds like something Steven Urkel would emit while making love to the dude from Wonder Years. Watch this one all the way through.

4,356,951 views 02/02/12 Fail