CELEBRITIES REACT: CORONA VIRUS

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Today's spread: a.) Famous fucktwats trying to cope with lack of attention b.) Historical tone deaf unawareness c.) Whatever final form Madonna has decided to mutate into. In other words - Three things to make your quarantine just a little bit worse.

Uploaded 03/24/20 Famous

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