Aunt Opal and The Pnut Butter Virgin

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Source: Teenage Peanutbutter Freak

A teenager confesses his first sexual experience. Based on a true story about a peanut butter sandwich, the dangers of masturbating, and how Aunt Opal made her nephew a man. A man with issues needing life long therapy, but a man none the less.

Uploaded 08/05/20 Vintage

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