Japanese Porn Is FUCKING CRAZY

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You know you're in the golden age of porn when someone consults Michael Bay for their scene. Too bad the novelty of implied homicide wears off pretty quick when you have to multitask cumshots with Die Hard 1.

Uploaded 08/05/17 Asians

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SHUT UP AND FUCK MY FRIEND!

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