The Only Olympics I'm Watching in 2024

1,021,412 views

I wasn't intending on the ambiguous crossover of Tokyo and The Kentucky Derby to make my boner list... yet here we are.

Related Videos

Just Japanese Things

An all-minority female cast ultimately leading to me losing faith in life itself? You can go ahead and file this under The 2016 Ghostbusters Reboot of Porn. And Bill Murray can't save you this time.

1,580,300 views 02/29/20 JAVHD Asians

When Fapping Goes Wrong

Although this scene of Gianna Micheals finger banging herself had to be cut short after only 4 mins, Gianna proves once again how badass she is and just finishes the scene best she can.

3,381,053 views 07/01/14 LULZ

101 Asian Stripper Tricks

Welcome to the far east, a place where vaginas are never shaved but always multi purpose. A place where a nice business man can get a sake and light a cigar off a strippers vagina. Fun times.

1,932,417 views 02/29/16 Asians

Public Degeneracy Volume 5

So, this is the new standard for getting attention? Terrorizing unsuspecting civilians with your prescription flavored genitals and "oopsy'ing" ur way through milk toast sexual acts? Points for the self-awareness though. It adds a little depth to my upcoming biography aptly named: Sex, Drugs & Brain Damage

2,057,791 views 07/04/22 Public Degeneracy

The Caught Compilation 2

Peeping Toms, Darling Nikki's and other miscellaneous perverts getting hilariously interrupted in the middle of trying to bust nuts.

7,005,783 views 06/04/16 Caught Compilations

Tits and Aspergers

A 25 year old boy suffering from both severe autism and chronic virginity has found hope in backpage.com. Will he finally lose his V-card?

2,964,198 views 07/02/15 Premature

This is What Prostitution Really Looks Like

Turns out fertilizing your own family tree isn't the only extra curricular activity people practice in Frogballs, Arkansas. Just don't be misled by The Rat King's lack of hygiene; Your respect for the modern day alpha male begins here and now.

2,403,448 views 02/14/22 Hookers

WTF! How many can she fit

Get ready kids, it's time to solve the burning question we've all been wondering: Just how many baseballs can you really fit in a girl? The answer will amaze you.

2,797,608 views 06/11/15 Roxy Raye Insertions

Japanese Porn Prodigy

He may be smaller than a pineapple, but this little guy is huge in Japan right now. His name Koheynishi, he's 23 and he shoots, directs and even stars in his own line of JAV titles.

3,131,502 views 02/27/17 JAVHD Asians

Helping the Homeless

Our newest philanthropist has officially crossed the line into perverse territory. Not even his predecessors can claim they've pushed their love of charity this far before. Take 2 showers tonight. Just in case. [ PART I ]

1,189,110 views 02/13/23 Public

Japan's Got Talent

Some "feels" I'm glad I will never experience: polio vaccinations, pap smears, and the Simon Cowell of konichiwa porn demanding I GO DEEPER in front of an arena full of r/fedora moderators.

2,037,502 views 01/30/18 JAVHD Asians

NEVER USING TINDER AGAIN

19,753 views 05/16/24
Type ? for random video