The Luckiest Virgin On Earth

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Uploaded 11/27/23 Bizarre

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Curing Sexual Harassment

The unwritten rules east Asian pervert punishment? #1: Follow the dress code at all times #2: Stay hydrated and (most importantly) #3: Outdo WWE's last pay-per-view in both outfit design and dynamic movesets. I'd say our employee of the month is 3 for 3.

1,003,342 views 04/28/21 JAVHD Asians

O MY FUKING GAWD

OMFG

3,446,376 views 06/26/16 HardX LULZ

Creme Fraiche'd

Epic poker face @ .57 mark. I call this one the 'i totally just nutted in my own mouth but i dont even give a fuck cause i have a 6.7 inch penis and listen to Rage Against The Machine on vinyl' look. Dude's got that shit mastered.

4,250,686 views 05/11/12 TeenBurg Fail

Amateur Fail of The Year

Skanky country girl and dopey get real nasty. Either she's on her period or she just can't handle it. Either way she's not bothered at all and licks the bloody snickers bar clean.

3,735,548 views 12/09/15 Amateur

Millennial Mating Habits

8 examples of why having too much confidence in yourself can be a bad thing. Cringe at them. Subscribe to them if you must. But do not encourage the kind of behavior that results in more disappointments than a trailer park family reunion. The world must heal.

782,241 views 01/01/24 Bizarre

First Sex Toy In Space

We as humans are at the fuckin' highest point of civilization we've ever achieved. Our technology is more advanced than ever before in history and recently, we put a dildo in orbit... Welcome to the new age.

1,054,950 views 10/23/13 Bizarre

Finga La Pinga

Hank Hill, I think your problems have been solved.

1,006,919 views 05/19/22 Bizarre

Man Gives Birth

See title.

1,621,757 views 06/03/15 Bizarre

The Emotional Limits of Pornstars

If you look closely you can see the very moment they realize that getting slapped around, tortured, humiliated and/or face fucked just isn't as much fun as it sounded when they signed up.

2,843,510 views 10/18/14 LULZ

Porn Star Goes Ballistic on Modern Feminists

Mercedes Carrera is hot and sucks a mean dick, but she's about to drop a big ass fuckin truth bomb on the problem with feminists, gamergate and all that shit.

2,029,829 views 02/15/15 Camwhores

NEVER USING TINDER AGAIN

7,117 views 05/16/24

10 of the Most Intense Orgasms Ever

Get ready to endure more than 9 of the craziest and most intense orgasms ever filmed. Orgasms that "feels good on muh dick" and require the use of phrases like "hosed down", "came buckets" and sloots saying "omg" 9001x.

5,035,159 views 10/28/14 Ridiculous Orgasms