Hollywood's Backup Program

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Hey, no one said you had to like it Natalie Portman. Just lean forward, keep a tight grip on those communal wieners and think about all the Baconators you'll be able to purchase at the end of the week. That's what keeps me going. Her first appearance HERE.

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Seriously what the fuck is that

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"TAKE IT OUT NOW!"

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Semen and Strife

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