YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

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Here's some wisdom I picked up while watching an infomercial for Tony Little's Gazelle Sprintmaster - always maintain good form. Sloppy form is how people get Christopher Reeve'ed. Don't think the same is applicable to sucking dick? Neither did she.

Uploaded 03/15/12 Fail

idk, seems pretty predictable to me. Once the enchantment of a $200 payday and living their monthly YOLO moments has worn off, anxiety and regret should be expected. But shoutouts to wish.com for making these precious memories possible.

1,290,433 views 08/01/22 Cum Haters

Safe Sex FAIL

Gloryhole rookie "Emma" unequivocally accepts defeat after Stewart's Magnum XL ventures into deeper waters. In other words: The flex went wrong HAHA

2,037,126 views 07/09/21 Gloryhole Swallow Fail

The Absurdity of Japanese Pornography 1

A "last man standing" circle jerk to the death with tranny power rangers from outer space. After decades of being forced to censor genitals, Japanese smut producers have lost their minds.

3,472,693 views 11/14/13 JAVHD The Absurdity of Japanese Pornography

Anally Destroying a Mentally Disturbed Teenager

This whole glorious scene is a beautiful train wreck and I can't fucking wait to hear a epic drum and bass remix of this. EDIT: [Remix #1] [Remix #2]

9,679,733 views 05/21/15 Teen Fidelity Favorites

The Show Must Go On

Playstation One-levels of animation and someones first experience with Windows Movie Maker goes horribly... right? In other words, I only ejaculated twice. And that's coming from a man whos seen Sarah Silverman naked. My voice matters.

2,074,226 views 07/15/19 PKF Studios Documentary

A LITTLE TOO REAL

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Jingle Ballz

Merry XXXmas from your friends at eFukt!

1,458,305 views 12/24/14 Bizarre

Social Experiments Finally Went too Far

Let me tell you something people. I've been doing this a long time, maybe even longer then some of you have been alive. And I can honestly say this is the first time I feared a studio would be sued by George Lucas for infringing on his design for the Sarlacc. For the love of fuck, prepare yourself.

2,288,278 views 07/21/22 Extreme Streets Extreme

The Absolute Worst of Pornhub V

A rousing assembly of women that don't believe teh night is over until their clout levels have reached unmeasurable proportions. Reminiscent of a reoccurring dream I keep having involving Brock Lesnar and Long John Silver’s Cocktail Sauce.

1,453,445 views 06/15/23 The Worst of Pornhub

The Caught Compilation #20

Semi-homeless degenerate gets caught 4 strokes away from superstardom only to be met with the full force of a Starbucks-fueled Karen, ultimately sending his hardon to the boner graveyard. We've all seen it before. BUT, the big game hunter at the 2:15 mark? That predator deserves it's own week on The Discovery Channel.

1,308,979 views 11/02/23 Caught Compilations

WRONG HOLEZ: 2023

The only appropriate video to post on a day where the family gathers to stuff orifices.

1,450,825 views 11/23/23 Wrong Holes

The Most Gentle Breakdown Ever

This girl has 1 of the nicest racks I've ever seen. But bundle that with an extremely frigid personality & you then have the biggest disappointment since Macaulay Culkin's The Pagemaster. Seriously, this chick's so uptight she wont even do a facial. It's tragic.

6,733,774 views 02/06/12 Rocco Siffredi Breakdowns