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The Best of Public Fapperz

Covert perverts pulling off risky guerrilla sexual tactics in broad day light on clueless civilians. These are the sort of legendary faps you hear about in the news and the kind people risk jail to pull off.

THEY HACKED HER, AGAIN!

The 18-Second Man

My first pay-to-play happened in a Burger King toilet stall. She was more Kurt Perry than Katy Perry, Kinda foul. Not even a triple replay of Heather Graham's bush in Boogie Nights changed the mood that night. But... if I had this guy's attitude? Life... life would be different.

Mr Big Load

AKA "ukBiggestSpunker" is a sperm chucking champion capable of loads only obtainable by some high powered mutant not considered for mass production.

Cornholin in Kentucky

A couple of yahoos get caught mashin potatoes during happy hour. Not very conspicuous about it either. Remember that one weirdo in school that always dropped his pants to the floor in front of the urinal? This is what happens when he grows up.

The Caught Compilation 9

Nothing says "the pandemic is over" quite like the uptick in girls increasing their social skank rank by taking their 1-man-band act on the road. Nearly 13 displays of attention-whoring so unprecedented, you'll schedule an STD test just for watching it.

This Video Single-Handedly Ended Racism

At this time of civil unrest and uncertainty, videos like this really ground me and force the important questions. Like; How many Walmart bed sheet combo packs had to be thrown out during her years training for this moment? And; When will Amber Heard start shooting for Max Hardcore? I want answers.

How to Ruin Your Vagina

Yeah sure, looks neat now... but wait for the follow up video in a year when the labia is hanging like two flappy pancakes with weird scar-holes looking like some shit outta Hellraiser.

Mindfucking the Delivery Man

The story of a hungry naked teen, an awkward handshake and a condom full of money. More of the blonde getting railed in the source link.

Pornstar Accidently Pukes on Fellow Actress

The pharyngeal reflex AKA laryngeal spasm AKA gag reflex exists to prevent us from dying, but it also makes it much harder to shove dicks down our throats.

Proof that Money Can Buy ANYTHING

There's just no hiding from your past once you pull the trigger on something like this. Their Ross Store wardrobes will be forever stained. The regret can't be washed off. And the $27 paycheck isn't enough to drink the memories away. #crankthattherapist

Nowhere to Run

Sorry to all competing rookies out there trying to cover the Vagisil bill: This is the type of content you need to be producing now. Those glory days of not acting like somebody hooked a lawn mower battery to your fallopian tubes to get attention are over. Devon... get the Flex Tape.