Make Me A Vegatable

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Uploaded Aug 30, 2011

Ridiculous porno quote of the week: "make me into a worthless vegetable". Yeah well, her male counterpart certainly tried. But the end result was less Terri Schiavo and more Michael J. Fox. Yeah, I'm going to hell. Download the full scene HERE. Equally amazing video HERE

85 Pound Nerd Masturbates @ Work

85 Pound Nerd Masturbates @ Work

This girl is ridiculously cute. I want to hold her hand. I want to smell her hair. I want a 3x5 inch cut-out of the computer chair fabric that was blessed with her vaginal discharge. Until then though, check out her webcam shows. And her twitter. And her paysite.

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The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars 5

The Trolling Of Wannabe Pornstars 5

Every ratchet skank that waddles off the New Jersey greyhound with hopes of porn stardom is sent to meet the grand wizard of trash talk. Many leave with their dreams, orifices and self-esteem shattered. [Parts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ] All vids in full HERE.

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Maid Mayhem

Maid Mayhem

These men have truly mastered the art of sexually harassing migrant workers. Bravo. But I do believe it's time to take that next step forward - The Ritz Carlton. All white maids with 34d titties. Make daddy proud.

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A Random Act Of Kindness

A Random Act Of Kindness

Want hard proof that Americans are all about charity? Look no further friend. This zesty little 19 year old slut offers a mild mannered vagrant the ultimate handout - a free whiff of her soiled panties. It's generosity like this that warms my heart.

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VRfuckdolls:  A sex game where you can customize your sex partner

VRfuckdolls: A sex game where you can customize your sex partner

Fullfill your deepest fantasies with our fully interactive gameplay. Built your dreamgirl in few minutes. YOU decide what happens next.

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How to Find the G-Spot

How to Find the G-Spot

Ever seen a girl go from :) to :o to >:O in 2 seconds flat? Lemme tell ya... it's all fun and games until you make contact with the fallopian tubes at 27 MPH.

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Worst shit you'll see today. Promise

Worst shit you'll see today. Promise

Pregnant sisters, overly-hung midgets and a race to outdo dad's cum stains. I don't know if I'm jerking off to porn, or a Charlie Sheen family reunion.

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VRfuckdolls:  A sex game where you can customize your sex partner

VRfuckdolls: A sex game where you can customize your sex partner

Fullfill your deepest fantasies with our fully interactive gameplay. Built your dreamgirl in few minutes. YOU decide what happens next.

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Shameless Fingerbanging

Shameless Fingerbanging

What can I say? She's a slut with time to kill and he... well, he has a membership card to the local clinic. How could this not end with a fistful of Alabama Hotpocket?

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