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That's My Asshole, ASSHOLE!

That's My Asshole, ASSHOLE!

There's a very thin line between making love and balls-deep cornholio slaughterage. Where that line lies, I do no know, but I can sure as fuck tell you this greasy Estonian faggot sure as fuck crossed it.

43,528 02.22.17 Anonymous Anal
"I'm Down With Butt Sex"

"I'm Down With Butt Sex"

Perhaps my logic is flawed, but you'd think a girl with a b-hole no bigger than a marble would be against back door admittance. But as you can see she's either a witch, or her rectal cavity is in fact David Copperfield.

321,778 02.13.17 YouPorn Anal
When Gymnasts Do Porn

When Gymnasts Do Porn

You get the pampered cute girls that are able to toss their own salads. What a magical combination that is.

178,467 02.07.17 ExtremeTube Teen
Insecure Girl Does Smell Check

Insecure Girl Does Smell Check

Skip to the 1.10 mark. Even when she's piss drunk, blondie still has her concerns about possible stank seeping out of Twat Town. Cant fault her for being a considerate lover. If half the women I've ate out cared this much about hygiene, I'd still have taste buds.

169,928 02.02.17 Pornhub Drunk
Retard Watches Mom Fuck Black Guy

Retard Watches Mom Fuck Black Guy

It's hard being a single mom, after the drug addicted father of her retarded son took off, she just doesn't have any time to herself. So when it comes to mommy getting her dick, she does it while keeping an eye on her little bundle of special.

192,735 01.27.17 ExtremeTube Bizarre
Barebacking Gone Wrong

Barebacking Gone Wrong

Meet your new idol. He's got more visible STD's than a Compton crackwhore and still manages to pull bitches with ease. This particular skank is a prime example. She sucks his cock as if those warts are Summer fresh blueberries. GAG.

1,899,473 07.13.10 SpamSam Bizarre
Time To Retire

Time To Retire

I cant even imagine how many jackoff sessions came to a halt after this saggy-assed dinosaur stepped in front of the camera. How the fuck are you supposed to beat off when 50% of the screen is devoted to the puckering balloon knot of a gay porn veteran? Honestly...

3,478,577 04.25.10 admin Bizarre
The Headless Penis

The Headless Penis

What was once a sniper rifle is now a snubnose magnum. How'd that happen? Lemme guess... something involving farm animals and strategically placed peanut butter? It happens to the best of us.

2,361,387 12.13.09 admin Bizarre
Shotgun Blast To The Vajayjay

Shotgun Blast To The Vajayjay

All I can think about is the people who jack off to this shit. I envision a crowd of a thousand Japs in a dimly lit adult theater, simultaneously ejaculating just as the girl's vagina gets blown into oblivion by a point-blank blast from a 12 guage. Enthusiastic high fives, everywhere.

1,199,977 07.07.09 admin Bizarre
A Unique Friendship

A Unique Friendship

Way too homoerotic for my taste, but I did get a laugh out of his 'grand finale' and the excessive use of the word "bro". Watch all the way through and you'll understand.

1,183,051 07.02.09 admin Bizarre
Extreme Anal Maintenance

Extreme Anal Maintenance

God damn. If only my girlfriend shared her habits... maybe then I wouldn't end up with shit in my urethra 3 times a week.

1,538,375 07.01.09 admin Bizarre
Zoophile Recruitment Video

Zoophile Recruitment Video

Great news folks! Getting fucked by their horse's 18 inch cock is no longer a prerequisite for new applicants. The only requirement now is just a meager fellatio session with one of their five dogs. Hell of an opportunity!

1,599,278 05.07.09 admin Bizarre
1 Guy 1 Screwdriver

1 Guy 1 Screwdriver

Poor fella. First his cornhole and now his jimmy jammy. Only one sexual organ left to destroy - el huevos. See ya in another 3 months buddy. Okay now all of you go join the eFukt forum. The dude in these videos posts on there. For realz.

2,254,075 04.19.09 admin Bizarre
Death Metal Porn

Death Metal Porn

My 2nd favorite music video of all time, right after this ONE lolz.

1,793,310 03.20.09 admin Bizarre
I Wouldn't Shake Her Hand

I Wouldn't Shake Her Hand

But I would stick it in her ass, assuming her clean-up measures for urban number 2's are slightly more sanitary than what's displayed in this video.

1,301,401 02.09.09 admin Bizarre
Threesome Sabotage

Threesome Sabotage

Such betrayal. If you're gonna engage in multi-person hetrosexual love-making, you gotta work as a team.

1,766,636 01.21.09 admin Bizarre
Reverse Anal

Reverse Anal

Now this is a most excellent way to tear that thin piece of skin that separates the inside of the vagina from the poop shoot. Puncture that and your lady friend will be the first woman on earth to space dock herself. Wee! Sounds like eFukt material to me. Any volutneers? Click HERE to see a similar video.

1,417,914 01.09.09 admin Bizarre
The Dumbest Sex Device Ever Built

The Dumbest Sex Device Ever Built

That doesn't even look too fun. Her tits look like tomatoes on the verge of exploding. I never realized breasts were so durable. Not only do they come in handy for whatever the fuck you'd call this shit, but they also serve as excellent punching bags. They're multipurpose, unlike my penis.

1,263,781 12.28.08 admin Bizarre
Death By Vaginal Cockroach

Death By Vaginal Cockroach

This is from a Russian film called Philosophy Of A Knife. It's about the Japanese Unit 731... the one that pretty much spent a decade coming up with ridiculous ways to kill people. It's basically just 4 hours of torture. Fun fun fun. While we're on the subject, I'm in preproduction on a post-apocalyptic thriller about punk rock necrophiliacs. Really could use some female talent. Hit me up!

1,691,607 11.19.08 admin Bizarre
Cleaning Has Never Been More Fun

Cleaning Has Never Been More Fun

Fuck, that's a hell of a way to mop a floor. It's inspiring really. So how exactly would one apply this kind of creativity to cleaning up their bathroom? I've got shit stains on my toilet dating back from 1997 and the only way I'm gonna get off my ass and do something about it is if it involves a naked woman.

2,010,539 11.03.08 admin Bizarre
The Creampie

The Creampie

Nothing says revenge like like mixing bodily fluids into the foods of others. Think about how much spit, piss, shit and semen you've unwittingly ingested at the hands of motherfuckers like this. Processed food 4 life.

1,577,855 10.13.08 admin Bizarre
Ashley Blue's Shocking First Porno

Ashley Blue's Shocking First Porno

Ashley Blue gets choked out in what is supposedly her first porn shoot ever. Every Muslim across the globe will be shouting Allah Akbar as they stroke their tootsie rolls to this video. Click HERE and you'll understand why. SOURCE: MEATHOLES.

2,588,625 10.02.08 admin Bizarre
Her Pussy Needs Stitches!

Her Pussy Needs Stitches!

Cocks like this ought to be illegal, punishable by castration. Anything above 13 inches has got to go. They'll poke your eye out, prolapse your ass and leave with you a cocktail of STD's.

2,496,685 09.30.08 admin Bizarre
He Can Suck His Own Dick

He Can Suck His Own Dick

You think you've got it good? This dude has a curled mullet and a 7 inch cock that he can suck all on his own. Jealous right? Now before you do that semi backwards somersault, you should really read up on the dangers associated with autofellatio. Wouldn't want you to snap your neck or get some terrible STD.

1,757,146 09.28.08 admin Bizarre
Nudist Has A Vaginal Problem

Nudist Has A Vaginal Problem

It's typical really. Nudists are all about being natural... leave the genitals exposed, armpits unshaven and when you've got a yeast infection... you let it rain.

1,527,368 09.24.08 admin Bizarre
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