It's all shits and tips until you get a 40-year-old Little Ceaser's employee a colossal erection. He was offered a peek, he went for the soggy box instead. Some label him a sexual predator - I prefer the moniker "pick up artist".
Esophogous mericlessly smashed at the hands of someone channeling their inner Nacho Vidal. Likely won't be able to eat solids for a week. No, this isn't my review of Holly Holm/Misha Tate. It's webster's officially definition of a 'mother fuckin KEEPER'.
1 man does in 90 seconds what his wingman couldn't dream of with a cock ring and 2 handfuls of cocaine. Ferrari fast and lungs-deep. Check out 2:58. His look says "hurry up shit weasel, Game of Thrones is on in 5 min".