The title is slightly inaccurate, I just felt like making a reference to that shitty Nick Cage movie. The reality of the situation is that this willy wonka can't even last 5 seconds. Getting to the 1 minute mark would be like an olympic achievement.
Depending on who you ask, Bodil Joensen is either a gross dog-fucking prostitute, cult icon or exploited victim. But one thing is for sure, she masterminded and starred in an infamous 70's beastiality film that has scarred minds for decades. More info HERE, HERE, HERE.
At first I was horrified but in the end I fapped. I fapped hard, and in fapping I've learned that a murder simulating torture technique considered to be "cruel, inhuman and degrading" can be also be erotic. Full Scene: HERE.
You see all these videos of dudes intentionally getting caught beating off by maids. Jolly good fun. Then you have this sad motherfucker... dressed up ilike Little Bo Peep and chowing down on a 15 inch rubber cock. Way to kill the trend. Thanks guy.
Ever seen a girl go from :) to :o to >:O in 2 seconds flat? Lemme tell ya... it's all fun and games until you make contact with the fallopian tubes at 27 MPH.
Pregnant sisters, overly-hung midgets and a race to outdo dad's cum stains. I don't know if I'm jerking off to porn, or a Charlie Sheen family reunion.
What can I say? She's a slut with time to kill and he... well, he has a membership card to the local clinic. How could this not end with a fistful of Alabama Hotpocket?
