Eighties porn is the best, anything with incestial themes goes down as a classic in my book. Full Scene.
His girlfriend doesn't sound too happy about his poor performance between her legs. They have anesthetic creams that work wonders for premature ejaculation. I'd say buy some.
Welcome to the far east, a place where vaginas are never shaved but always multi purpose. A place where a nice business man can get a sake and light a cigar off a strippers vagina. Fun times.
He very well might end up getting banned from every Motel 6 across the country, but eventually one of these fat Hispanic maids will do the right thing and finish the man off - just like in the porno films.
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Ever seen a girl go from :) to :o to >:O in 2 seconds flat? Lemme tell ya... it's all fun and games until you make contact with the fallopian tubes at 27 MPH.
Pregnant sisters, overly-hung midgets and a race to outdo dad's cum stains. I don't know if I'm jerking off to porn, or a Charlie Sheen family reunion.
What can I say? She's a slut with time to kill and he... well, he has a membership card to the local clinic. How could this not end with a fistful of Alabama Hotpocket?